Crochet All Day

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@go1dwing I met an Inuit in New Zealand who knew my British cousin because she met him at their mutual friend's wedding in Dubai. We discovered this through conversation, not social media links.

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

When your diet is finally over.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@AddictKE_ 4 years is not a generation.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

There is one in the lot he is much too smart.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@jzux My sister and I have nicknames for a few random people we see around our hometown, but have never interacted with. "I saw 'feather hat man' at the seaside today", or "I haven't seen 'Shoulders' about in a while."

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@nawturbabygurl I'll be on the couch with my slippers, hot water bottle and crochet project by 8pm.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@nawturbabygurl Pretend to know who celebrities born after 1995 are.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@MisterAP7 It's always the perfect time to watch LOTR.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@IrelandAlerts County Armagh. Raining sideways and getting noisy, taller trees are starting to bend.

[Axel F 🤠 @BoabSideshow]

Without doubt, still the funniest #STORM video ever.
#StormÉowyn #RedWeatherWarning
#Weather
#Windy

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Teleporting! 😂😂

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

Is he a new columnist?

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby like and flop around for a while.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@pill_swallow @ShepherdWales And, crucially, these girls will not work full-time, whereas his mother with the crystal ball is confident that he will. Clearly his willingness to be a man about it and work full-time hours should make up for his lack of time spent studying. Equal rights be damned.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Not that this has anything to do with Meta dropping fact checking, but we heard tesco snogs their clubcard round the back of the store after the night shift

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@jk_rowling I'm the opposite of all of these things. I even own some men's clothing because they fit better. What does this mean? Am I not stereotypical enough to be a woman any more?? I'll let you know how I get on with peeing standing up.

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@thenostalgic Neither

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@StardustNova27

[Crochet All Day @nomadic_blonde]

@PonsAelius1892 @BBCNews That one made me roll my eyes. Last sentence is "I'm also not that maternal."
I mean, that's got F all to do with the economy.