Aashna Iyer

Drama-queen. Read-and-write-er. Coffee-fan. Shooter. Cat. Pretend-gyaani. Kavi. Hyperactive. Sarcastic. Xavierite. Wants fame, fortune, & a happily ever after.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Where was I when they were handing out the "You Get a Billion Dollar Startup" kit in college?
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Oh ya... In the line for "You Get Peanuts so You Can Follow Your Passion and Sell Soap" line.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Explain to me why I have a lifetime membership at the dentist but my cats are here running full tilt into doors and breaking off their teeth with no consequences?

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Ignored my alarm today to hear piping hot tea from someone I've not spoken to in a decade about a total stranger in my dream. Worth it.

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@meh_chali

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@meh_chali I need a laugh react for this tweet.

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Nothing like cleaning bombil to convince you never to eat it again.

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@meh_chali It's definitely lost aura points with me at the moment.

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@meh_chali How's that going for ya?

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There's a special place in hell for people who install foghorns in their cars and honk at everyone.

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Why am I heading to Mulund in an auto on a Summer Sunday Morning? I don't know. Clearly I had a mental episode when I agreed to this.

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@meh_chali Ahhh like that. Imagine it stuffed with kheema and aloo

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@meh_chali You are feuding with many things.

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@meh_chali Eating a seafood thaali. I'd say hi but my mouth is full.

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@meh_chali

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@meh_chali It's that good though

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@meh_chali Don't we do this everyday?

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I just asked a team member who was the singer of the track she wanted to use for a brand reel.
"Some lady"
... It was Gwen Stefani.
#TooOldForThisShit

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Why is #MetroInDino basically a Maroon5 music video?