Aashna Iyer

Drama-queen. Read-and-write-er. Coffee-fan. Shooter. Cat. Pretend-gyaani. Kavi. Hyperactive. Sarcastic. Xavierite. Wants fame, fortune, & a happily ever after.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Where was I when they were handing out the "You Get a Billion Dollar Startup" kit in college?
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Oh ya... In the line for "You Get Peanuts so You Can Follow Your Passion and Sell Soap" line.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Why am I heading to Mulund in an auto on a Summer Sunday Morning? I don't know. Clearly I had a mental episode when I agreed to this.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali Ahhh like that. Imagine it stuffed with kheema and aloo

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali You are feuding with many things.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali Eating a seafood thaali. I'd say hi but my mouth is full.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali It's that good though

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali Don't we do this everyday?

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

I just asked a team member who was the singer of the track she wanted to use for a brand reel.
"Some lady"
... It was Gwen Stefani.
#TooOldForThisShit

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Why is #MetroInDino basically a Maroon5 music video?

[BC Web Wise @bcwebwise]

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#bcwebwise #fishsense #FestiveMarketing #ConsumerInsights

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@sooperdosa She's a floofball who is protected by nature's blanket 🙄

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

I kept telling my cat to sleep on the bed instead of the table, but then I thought... I should understand her perspective.

So I took a nap at the dining table with her for a half hour. Now my neck is stiff and my arm has fallen asleep.

Gonna tell her to sleep in the bed only.

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@pkishan27 @TigerBalmIndia The Tiger Balm Oil. It's amazing

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

At this stage, I'll buy anything @TigerBalmIndia sells me. What is this oil?! My nose was starting to feel like #WEH in rush hour... A drop of oil and it's suddenly WEH at 5am!

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali Which are basically... Indie films turned mainstream... No?

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

Meetings are just people-salad and offices are just large refrigerators so the ingredients stay as fresh as possible.
#ThoughtForTheDay

[Aashna Iyer @nomadicmidget]

@meh_chali Proud of youuuuu