mojo

Culer || Mindful Wanderer ||
Holding it together with super glue and sarcasm

[mojo @nomadicpotato1]

I'm starting with the Man in the Mirror

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Bruno is getting attacked
Neves is getting attacked
Ronaldo’s sister is liking slander posts
They’re already blaming the manager

Yh these guys are just destined to fail.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

Me changing graveyard cuz they put me next to a a Ronaldo fan 😭

[a.wuah_ @dizzy10_]

If you be messi fan wey you feel pity for Ronaldo, God go punish you. You’re not one of us!!

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Never watched this sport before but Messi the greatest, what the fuck is a Ronaldo

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Na me wicked pass for all my siblings.

[mojo @nomadicpotato1]

@Zwide70125697 @__theSeyram Stfu

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

And the world would be better for it

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

“God doesn’t play about me”

But dem born you for Nigeria

[Jakespeare @jake_063020]

Ah yes
Others were killed
But you survived

So God must be the one that did it
Allowing others to be killed but saved YOU😛😛🥳🥳🥹🥰🥰

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Congregation dey drop every Sunday and they are still living in poverty. When will
The miracle happen?

Pastor: Drop more with faith

[28 @topzy28]

Omo God I no dey grateful for this kind life abeg,if you wan take me,take me

[mojo @nomadicpotato1]

Sign striker werey

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Joan Laporta has WON the presidential elections and will remain FC Barcelona president until 2031!

[Amelia @M_amelian]

I tend to believe that the more religious you are, the more detached you are from reality.
You start seeing every challenge as spiritual, even the little things that require simple reasoning.

[Francis 🥀 @Eff0duh]

if e pass my power i go just play music

[✭ @4ill23]

You cannot kill me. I have been dead for a long time. This body is only alive so that my mother will not grieve.

[Omar little @_ManLikeAJ]

sometimes im actually surprised by how dangerously dumb the average Nigerian is, the average nigerian is a superficial, superstitious, gullible, unteachable, borderline-illiterate & tribalistic fool

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

You’ll have no idea the number of times Pops must have been in debt just so you and your siblings could feed and go to school

The times he felt shattered at night before going to bed knowing what owing people can do to a Man’s Ego

If your Dad is still alive, pls appreciate him.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Check your whatsapp status.

Everyone is selling something there. This can’t be life.

Entrepreneurship by necessity.

[TOIS 🌴 @sammie_boi20]

"Pastor's paying Tithe"