kris

get ur heteronormativity off my lawn

[kris @nomchimpsky]

@SenWarren @AOC @tashbg I didn’t watch it but i know you’d feel this

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

there’s no shame in being an adult who is deathly afraid of horses. no shame in fearing their weird trapezoid snouts or the fact that they could stomp you at any time

[Tessa Thompson @TessaThompson_x]

I’m a whole meal replacement.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't want a personal relationship with you. And neither does Jesus. Don't talk to us.

[kris @nomchimpsky]

I love her so guys. No amount of words can ever express how deeply I feel about her. She means so much to me

[kris @nomchimpsky]

I can never even dream of explaining how much I love and appreciate her. But I really do. Small moments like these mean everything to me; I don’t need reminding that I love her, but it helps cement it that I do.

[kris @nomchimpsky]

There is a sleepy dog lying between my sleepy gf and I, but I am so filled with love and am so thankful she is here

[kris @nomchimpsky]

I love her so much, I am so glad we wandered into one another’s lives

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

we’re not your average new american gastropub! we had the bartender with the best handwriting put ‘soup of the day: whiskey’ on the sandwich board outside. we’re a little offbeat. little quirky. but yes to answer your question the cheeseburger is $17 and does not come with sides

[relatable @byreIatable]

Alexa, finish my degree for me

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

THINKING ABOUT GETTING ONE OF THOSE JOBS WHERE I SURRENDER MY MORALS, MY FREE TIME, AND SOME DEGREE OF MY HUMANITY IN EXCHANGE FOR VERY AVERAGE HEALTH INSURANCE

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

would like to see a Lizzo/Janelle/Missy collab track this summer thanks in advance

[チュウダイ @thaifaggot]

PSA: Laos is pronouned “lao”, like “loud” but without the d. Not laoS, not lay-os. Lao. The S is silent. Repeat after me the S is silent. The S comes from the french colonizing Laos with their ugly ass language. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[kris @nomchimpsky]

:(

[steve clay @steve_pedaltone]

For everyone screaming about whether Rep. @IlhanMN is an American, here’s the conclusion of her speech. Wondering why this never gets mentioned? 🤔

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If anyone ever tells you I talked to them, tell them you talked to Me, and I told you to tell them I wasn't talking to them, and shut up.

[kris @nomchimpsky]

Which was ridic but ~ a n x i e t y ~

[kris @nomchimpsky]

I found my old public primate twitter acct and man was a wild ride reading through it all

[kris @nomchimpsky]

Definitely quit using it bc 1) too many important peeps and 2) I believe that was when ppl from my anthroblog found me and the pressure was too much