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[william @Nomermlg]

@100Thieves Large

[Brandon Calvillo @BJCalvillo]

Guy: “Can I fly this airplane?���

“Are you a pilot?”

Guy: “No”

“Then absolutely not. We’d be putting dozens of lives at risk”

Guy: “Can I buy that military weapon?”

“Are you in the military?”

Guy: “No”

“Sure. How much ammo?”

[Smash Mouth @smashmouth]

lets do it

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

Seven Nation Army

Sandals edition

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Teeqo @Teeqo]

I have a code for one person to get a FREE FaZe x Champion hoodie

Retweet & follow so I can DM you the code if you win :]

[Julio @JulioRochin1]

So I wanted to just throw a cheese at my little brother to see what would happen. I realized he didn’t even flinch so I continued to make a whole ass sandwich.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)

[Joey Bizinger @TheAn1meMan]

if this gets 30,000 retweets I will make a video of me saying every single anime in alphabetical order on MyAnimeList

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Host meme review?

[william @Nomermlg]

@AdrianLTwitch @gogoxgadgette Hahahaha POGGERS dude

[Google @Google]

Turns out it’s a lot easier to defend your house from bandits when you have the Google Assistant. Take it from @IncredibleCulk. #HeyGoogle

[Logan @Mcgillligan]

Allllright @Treyarch let’s have a chat about Ajax

[Kiririn @Kirinodere]

Free wifi is good but have you ever gotten a free wife

[LPN 飛竜 @LPN510]

...uh..ok...buttttt.. what.. why? lol