Nomi

[Nomi @nomidavis]

What if we had the Christmas version of a haunted house but instead of haunted it was Home Alone 😍

[Nomi @nomidavis]

#NewProfilePic

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@smithclint02 Dang dude 😭 Hate that cuz you gotta have really good aim with the toilet

[Nomi @nomidavis]

When the food poisoning manifests itself as diarrhea and not vomiting😌🙏🏻😋

[Nick Rickles @NickRickles]

People online vs Reality

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@TimothyClover I feel like you’re the ultimate bar stranger

[Nomi @nomidavis]

How come on Glee someone would sing a random ass song while sustaining eye contact with their crush and at the end they’re like “that’s how you feel about me?:o”

[Nomi @nomidavis]

Why does nobody talk about how Dragon Ball Z season 3 was LITERALLY just one single fight scene. LITERALLY

[Nomi @nomidavis]

One time my skinny coworker told me he wishes he had a gut so he had somewhere to rest his hands on and I’ve known peace ever since

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@gabe_on_me The best part of this is the choir of people in the audience going “OH HA HA” and clapping in unison

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@SiahMN They all look amazing but I’m really feeling the cranberry!

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@AlexKoolz Oh well I feel like a big dumb 😂 they look great!!

[Nomi @nomidavis]

Does he go to the dentist EVERY DAY???

[Steve-O @steveo]

So grateful to be celebrating thirteen years of sobriety today— thanks to everyone who helped me get here!

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@AlliiCatt1230 You’re one of the funniest people I’ve met!!

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@danielle0383 Omg that’s literally my first memory of feeling like absolute shit about my body

[Nomi @nomidavis]

“This is something that’s mocking and oppressive to an entire demographic of people.”

Random guy on Facebook “OH so I’m ‘not allowed’ because YOU said so??!”

[Nomi @nomidavis]

7amwakingupinthemorninggottabefreshgottagodownstairsgottahavemybowlgottahavecereal

[K @KirstyAkira]

wakingupinthemorningthinkingaboutsomanythingsijustwishthingswouldgetbetter

[Nomi @nomidavis]

Nervous poops. You know what I’m talking about.

[Nomi @nomidavis]

How do you feel about the big labowski

[Nomi @nomidavis]

@geraldstratfor3 me and my husband instantly thought of you ❤️ we’re big fans! Cheers