Nancy Andrews

twin, duran fan, hedonist. cis, ace, panro, she, her, hers.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

#SpartansTogether

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@cdjs2112 @NBCNews Barely enough.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@grayescape5206 @NBCNews Well, Carlos, most of us are able to pay attention to more than one thing at a time, so your distraction effort is wasted. What else ya got?

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@IAmMoSmith @CodiEntLLC @TODAYshow I googled her, and she started acting when she was FOUR, so, yeah. Sounds like someone else needs needs to learn the truth about her and "her" choices before commenting. 😆🙄 Have a good one, sweetie.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@CodiEntLLC @TODAYshow I didn't even know they had a sister. She got put in the business, too? Oy. That family. smh

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@gretchenlessmax @OKWildlifeDept You seem fun

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@Rfairbairn_91 @amandajpeart @BBCNews That maybe it wasn't the mum that put the baby there, or that perhaps she was forced to thru violence, or was simply no longer in a position to prevent it either, so to speak, (ie also unalived.) It's possible to be horrified and concerned at the same time.
Cheers.

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

NEWS | Mary Peltola, a Democrat, has won the House special election in Alaska to succeed the late Rep. Don Young.

She becomes the first Democrat to win a House race in Alaska in 50 years, and the first Native Alaskan to win a House seat in history.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

[Checking my kid in for a blood test]
Receptionist [putting him into the system]: Religion?
Me: He doesn't have one.
Receptionist: Really?
Me: He's 7.
Receptionist: What's yours?
Me: Ma'am?
Receptionist: It has a field here for..
Me: Put down "Minecraft."

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@aecu_eu @SarahKSilverman No, definitely hockey. Equating someone or their actions to the intelligence of a hockey puck.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

This seems familiar ... vaguely familiar ...

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@danjlevy Got a "Congratulations, now collect your winnings" email from the Michigan Lottery (bought an online ticket for last night's 1.28 Billion drawing.) Went to the website immediately.
Woot.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@StevenQin18 @JustinTrudeau Cos legal firearms in the US have been so beneficial, saving 10s of thousands of lives annually.
Oh, no, wait ... that's COSTING 10s of thousands of lives annually.
My bad.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@MattLCC1 @Marina_Sirtis Between 1996 and 1999 there were 22 school shootings, 37 killed and 64 injured. It happened, and kids "thought of it" but internet was just starting to be widely available, with the stories put onto the world wide web within moments, for everyone to see, including future killers.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@mrF3RDINAND @NotShood I'm with them on the electric slide and loving God bits, because both of those are ridiculous to me, but the rest I'm not sure I'd even notice, so I guess I'm not as high maintenance as I thought. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Hudson @laura_hudson]

quick reminder that Tom Holland dancing as Rihanna for Zendaya is the hottest thing that has happened in your lifetime or the next one

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

@loydjenkins @danjlevy Unclutch your pearls, Lloyd. How fucking rude. Gross.

[Nancy Andrews @nomisnobel]

Just a reminder that pregnancy is considered a comorbidity for covid. Imagine if she said, "75% occurred in pregnant woman, so that's encouraging news."

[Tracking Biden From The Left @BidenTracking]

.@CDCDirector on COVID: “the overwhelming number of death [sic] over 75% occurred in people who had at least 4 comorbidities, so really these are people who were unwell to begin with, and yes really encouraging news...”