Rebecca St. John

Confessions of a Bread Starter

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No ma'am, our head of Marketing did not get his start at @Zaxbys #KickingRanch

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

#BreadsUp

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

Yes, ma'am... we're open #LunchAllDay 😊 what can we get started for you?

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am I suspect their design #ideation was to lean into the content clutter invading your every waking moment. #MoreIsMore

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am, I don't know his name. He's not allowed to introduce himself... just stand next to me for 3 hours giving notes. #TrustTheProcess

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am we exclusively carry provolone. It makes for a more #efficient sandwich...

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am #freakyfresh was probably already taken by #InNOut

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am you're not slowing the #Sandwich at all 😑

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am we don't but if you sit at that table & lean towards the window, you might pick up #starbucks

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

Yes, ma'am it does sound like a motto written by a committee....at 1 am....that just got home from a #festival.... very very drunk...

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am I don't know the exact number but I would guess over 50.... yes ma'am they are very hard to read...

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am .... not anymore.... I mean you can say it, we just can't ... trademark dispute I think..
....why thank you ma'am #AbsurdlyQuick

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am it's #WhereFreshAndFastMeet ...you have to read it down then to the side...now up, then back down again.....

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

#BreadsUp

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No ma'am, we don't do #donuts ... yes ma'am he does look like he would enjoy them....

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No, ma'am we don't have meatballs.

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No ma'am my manager's a #Republican . Her manager is a #Democrat tho. So's the auditor & everyone from corporate. Except Jimmy of course.

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No ma'am, we're not allowed #smokebreaks ....that's err the roast beef actually.

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

Yes ma'am, the box is more expensive than just ordering à la carte...No, ma'am it doesn't come with a drink....well, you get a box, ma'am.

[Rebecca St. John @NoMissCutter]

No ma'am we don't have #meatballs