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"Some men just want to watch paint dry"

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@TheCornCobbler I owe most of my penis to friends by now long gone

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@rapedbyreality_ Wow, I've never heard the second half of this before. It almost sounds like something from acclaimed Hollywood Film Director David Lynch's repertoire of Soundtracks

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Life lately

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@johnlycanthrop9

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@wuestungen @atlantean290 You've never shook hands with Jason Momoa. Shut up.

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@teatimeeparch Does this affirm White Christian Identity?

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I have eight children. #SaveEuropa

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What kind of dog has the ability to eat ice cream with his own two paws? You're mentally insane and belong in a padded room with your midget whore wife

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Dada where are my pears

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@atlantean290 I tried scrolling on my phone using my computer mouse and it failed because my brother got deloused at the big 'achau

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I was lost between oil rigs, stuck in Alberta living on Western Union money sent from my uncle in Texas, surviving, hanging out with the fucking aboriginals

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>Master And Commander (2004) or 2003 Idk I can't remember

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Where Antonie D:

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@DHyttynen

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@anttoretu Missä päin suomea?

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Mukavaa keskiviikkoa kaikille

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@StillSublimity This is kind of out of nowhere but you wouldn't happen to know if Oriel's back on here? And if so, may I have the dear gentleman's @

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@johnlycanthrop9 I still slightkly resent myself for not having the courage to post an Actual Photo of my ballsack on my 18th birthday like I Had Promised

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@graveair Vape tricks 2013