thepressman

Cracked Design Consultant, Chelsea Fan & Chess Enthusiast.
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[thepressman @nomnompress]

I spent a lot of my time this October reading on #web3 insurance and decided to explore a design concept.

I eventually ended up designing more than I intended, and I wrote and article to further enlighten folks on the concept of web 3 insurance, on and off chain.
https://t.co/gQRVy2slnc

Let's do more in November 🎉

[ifeanyi okeke @IF_ECHO00]

BREAKING🚨: Eyetonghan Denyefa Callistus becomes the first Nigerian ever to qualify for the Esports Nations Cup (ENC) Chess Finals.

He joins an elite group of 9 African players set to compete in the grand finals,a historic milestone for Nigerian chess.

#ENCNigeria
#Chess

[thepressman @nomnompress]

@queennettekachi @Okeroghenex I reckon the 3 AI interviews was an attempt to heavily filter candidates since it was an open application.

Thank you Queen, I hope so too🫂💛

[thepressman @nomnompress]

A few weeks ago, I completed a 6-stage interview process with a company that spanned nearly a full month.
I invested significant time and energy, went deep on every round, and genuinely believed it was a strong mutual fit.

When the final rejection came, it hit hard—I was frustrated, disappointed, and i almost lost my fucking mind.

I needed some time off to reset and get my head back in the game.
Happy to announce we’re back.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

@standesignz Daalu omo iya mi.

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@ineedacortadito Go get ‘em, Sam!

[thepressman @nomnompress]

It’s not even an age thing, it’s a personal decision. I’ve been like this since I was 21.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Love after 25 is different. You’re not looking for sparks. You’re looking for stability, kindness and shared goals. You’ve outgrown games and butterflies. You’re craving peace, emotional safety, and someone whose future aligns with yours.

[Chess In Public (CHIP) @chessinpublic]

Chess In Public is the official Experience Partner for The Lagos Tech Owambe.

On June 28 we are bringing the boards to Gameland Lekki. Open boards, a champion challenge, and real games.

Get 20% off your ticket with code CHESS:
https://t.co/HvASHFvE9L

3PM WAT. See you there.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

525,000 a year
10,000 a week
1,400 a day.

​These are the number of men that die by suicide.

​Happy Men's Mental Health Month.

​To every man reading this: you are not a burden, and you do not have to carry the weight of the world alone. Speaking up is real strength.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

Those beggars?
Them don ride tire😂😂😂😭

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

“i miss you”
“i miss you too”
na the national anthem for long distance relationships be that

“i wish you were here” na the chorus.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

@ThankGod1903 Gukesh is now 26th btw.
Nihal Sarin climbed up.

[TK 😏🏆 @ThankGod1903]

Top 25 Chess players according to FIDE ratings

[thepressman @nomnompress]

Still can’t believe Nigeria failed to qualify for the 2026 World Cup.
We would have dressed to kill man.
Our jerseys are already so good already.

I trust the fanbase to even amplify the noise. So sad we’re only spectators for the second time in a row.

Italy have now missed 3 in a row btw😂

[VERSUS @vsrsus]

Ivory Coast are bringing AFCON to the World Cup.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

Yeah Danil is a weirdo too😂
Nepo is different because OTB chess(classical) will always be superior to online chess; even though online chess is more lucrative.

It’s just funnier that Nepo does these weird things in person, hence why I think he’s the most unserious GM in modern chess.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

Nepo is probably the most nonchalant/unserious grandmaster there is in modern chess😂

[UzchessCup @UzchessCup]

The tournament hasn’t started yet, but the intrigue already has 👀

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

One thing that means a lot to me is when you take pictures or videos and send them to me. I want my gallery to be full of your photos and videos.

Also, before you post any pictures on your social media accounts, send them to me first. If you take a picture and post it on your WhatsApp status without showing me beforehand, when I see it, I probably won't comment on it; I'll simply ignore it.

I love being the first person to see your pictures and videos. I'll even tell you which ones are my favorites, and together we can choose the cutest ones to post. It's one of those little things that may seem insignificant, but it means a lot to me.

I feel a certain way when you go out, take pictures, post them online, and don't send any of them to me, expecting me to see them the same way everyone else does. I always want to have the exclusive privilege of hyping you up and complimenting you before anyone else gets the chance.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

@HAZE__XIV 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

Two companies globally.

Winrar and VLC
No single hater.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

@Dara2705 Danil was casually playing in bed in an online tournament 😂

Nepo shows off to physical tournaments and chess meetings like he’s going to the beach or something 😂

[Essien @Dara2705]

Know Your World Champion #4: Alexander Alekhine
♔ Alexander Alekhine (1892–1946)
📍 Born: Moscow, Russia (then part of the Russian Empire)
🏆 Became World Chess Champion in 1927, defeating José Raúl Capablanca.

[thepressman @nomnompress]

All my design mutuals seeing me talk more chess than design these days:

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@matpondofficial @Bowie_Zappa @UzchessCup Lmfaooooo 😂