Naomi🌙

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

What’s the best unbreakable toy please? Our GSD and GSP ruin everything! #askgraemeontour

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Dan and I both have norovirus after catching it from William. Actually no idea how we’re gonna get through the next 24 hours 😭

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

@hansmollman The Witness!! Cannot recommend enough

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

First time since Williams been born that I actually feel on top of things 🥲 only taken 6 months to get my shit together

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

This cold is wiping me out from under my feet. I’m on nap 3 of the day ✌🏼

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Not being funny but being poorly when you have a baby is literal hell on earth

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

I really really despise doing work stuff while on mat leave

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

There’s a sweet spot when you’re halfway through your 3rd mini fajita where you feel great. 4 tips me over the edge every time but yet I always do it to myself

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

How am I supposed do a quick check he’s still breathing now?! Nightmare

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Not coping well with the fact my baby now sleeps on his front

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Not Joe Lycett in Burton Latimer oh my god

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

When I see people without children parking in parent and child bays I get raging. Do you know how hard it is getting a child seat out of a car in a normal parking bay? ANGRY

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Dying for @jessicafostekew and @sindhuvfunny to be taskmaster contestants please

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Is it acceptable to call my mum at 4:30 to help me make a decision that I absolutely should be able to make myself?

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

@Caraaaa02 It really can be. I promise it gets easier x

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

@Caraaaa02 The Calm app did wonders for me ☺️ hope you’re ok x

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

@marthaabigail_ Chloe and Toby and Millie and Liam have my whole heart

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

@marthaabigail_ Noooooooooooooooooooo absolutely not

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Worth it? Unsure tbh

[Naomi🌙 @nomsx]

Making a roast is such a ordeal