B Les

26 | racism, sexism, homophobia and many more terrible things! now including alcoholism

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

“Mom can I sleepover at my friends house?”

“I don’t know go ask your dad”

Your dad:

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

@Neurotic_Martyr This is happening to me right now

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Nigga fuck nigga Mexico fuckin lost nigga fuck

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This weekends motto

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damn don’t time fly when you’re drunk as hell

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Me for the last 3 days

[pami voss @pamiluvsu]

i am drunk

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

South Florida drunk driving Olympics (spectator)

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@interestingmids This nigga livin in man ass talking about it’s hot well duh

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I was having so much fun I ain’t charge my phone in 2 days

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Before I pop the whole perc I like to nibble round the edges

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@summ3rs0lst1c3_ It’s scary at first but after like the 3rd you’ll get used to it

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They’re out here forcing the halfbreed agenda!

[couronne cherie @SasTheAss]

the way they're calling me lightskin out here is nuts.....

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

Everyone’s allowed to be retarded except me

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This guys a fuckin pussy

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I can’t get drunk off Jameson anymore what dat mean?

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My spirit animal

[xtine 🚮 @xtinee]

Man I matched with on a dating app saw me run into a bar at 2am sing Mr brightside with a bunch of Scottish men and then immediately leave last week yes that would be me

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

Fucked them

[Real_American_Dad 🇺🇸 ✝️CK @BlueCheck_No1]

@lisa_liberal

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

Everytime someone ask me if I’m a model (3 times in my entire life) I tell them that I’m the opposite of a model

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

@mommiana5 Thats the goal lol

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oooohhhhh my liver

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Telling women I’m gay, broke and have multiple kids with multiple partners