Simphiwe A

Jesus Christ is my Lord and Saviour/ Hearing Aid Champion/ Sotho speaking Xhosa mom

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

I did it!!! 🥹👩🏽‍🎓❤️

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

@JHBWater Will we have water sometime today?? Yoh bafethu.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

@Eskom_SA Another month, another stunt… Will it ever end?

Are your technicians incompetent?

Extension 2 always bears the grunt of this cable situation, NJALO!!! It’s cold FFS!!!

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

@Eskom_SA COME ON NOW??? HOW CAN ELECTRICITY RETURN THEN GO AGAIN AROUND 00:00???

Kanti why are your technicians failing to get the electricity working. Yoh ha.a

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

@Eskom_SA AHHHHH BAFETHU!? Yeeer

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

BATHONG LONA???

ETR on Dobsonville Ext2???? Why letsa so?

[Eskom Hld SOC Ltd @Eskom_SA]

#EskomGauteng
#DobsonvilleOutage

Customers in Dobsonville Extensions 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and Old Dobsonville are experiencing supply interruptions due to a fault at the Zola Substation. Technicians have been dispatched to work on repairs and restoring supply. Updates will be communicated as we proceed with work.

We apologise for the inconvenience this causes.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

10 minutes break split into two, in an 8 hour working shift 🥲 ei

[Gugulethu Mhlungu | Gogo Mpendulo @GugsM]

Sunday Times reports that Alteram Solutions, a call centre company, is being taken to the CCMA for restricting staff bathroom breaks. Npsisi Mabanya stained her clothes while menstruating, because she had to wait for her team leader’s permission to go to the toilet.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Oh Modimo. 😶

[Slaughter. @BafanaSurprise]

I acknowledge receipt of the court order obtained on 24/03/2026 and its contents by @tumisole.

As required by the court order concerning tweets that were deleted some time ago, I am posting this statement in partial compliance with said order.

While I offer my unwavering respect to the court and their jurisdiction, I dispute the findings and more especially the urgency of the matter, which served to unjustly inflate the legal costs. As a result, I have applied for a rescission, but I respect the legal process and will fully comply pending the outcome of that application.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

O le menemene Naledi yeses! Swabang hleng!

[Fighter 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @NalediChirwa]

Kudala waba yiphixiphixi wena. What was so hard for Mkhwanazi to “expose” all the way through including things that involve HIM? Why didn’t he say that HE is the one who asked to meet President Malema? Why didn’t he expose that HE provided information about AKA’s killers to President Malema? You don’t want the truth Mbuyiseni, you’re a bloody coward hiding your disdain and bitterness. Mkhwanazi must EXPOSE THE WHOLE TRUTH and not protect himself in the process. He’s not God and can be corrected where he OMITS crucial information. Asidlali la.

[Miyandy @Amahashi_]

Recruiters are some of the most insufferable, power-drunk, reality-denying ghouls in the job market. Y’all need to stop acting brand new like you’ve never tasted the bitterness of being a job seeker.

The CV already has every skill and qualification you claim to want. Why force a cover letter on top? This isn’t a bursary sob story. Then you rage when people use AI in a market that treats humans like spam?
How exactly are applicants supposed to uniquely tailor everything for every single vacancy without burning out?
Being in HR doesn’t grant you superior intelligence or virtue. You just happened to have a job while others are fighting to eat.
Drop the arrogance and touch grass.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Yeses. Yeer man

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

This chap exceeded his authorised R150 000 credit limit with Investec Bank due to an internal system error. As a result, on the evening of 5 February 2025, Investec made an error of successfully processing all its client tokenised transactions regardless of whether the client has a sufficient balance or has a limit on their account.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Oh Sibiya ei 😂😂😂

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

@MaDhlomo_ Nothing pisses me off like the Consititution ende I’ll always blame the TRC and Mandela’s advisors nxa

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Also why le re she’s male centred, when she’s always been about loving and being loved, that’s always been her content.

[Dolce Vita waseNanda🍯🥀 @BuhleMvusi]

Ukube ngafa nge covid 😭😭😭

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Ende mamenemene aa a binnekant manaygementi daars fokol o kae buang ba o nkele kop toe until they have a bright idea gante ke wat jy het gesê 😤

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

HEEEEEEEY! It’s literally whatever rocks your boat when it comes to decision making 🤞🏽

[Lelethu @Mfanothando]

The more I work nabelungu, the more I realise that abafundanga and bamuncu. They just move with AUDACITY, nepotism and vibes. 🙃

[🍒 @sthaxbuthez]

iyathengwa bandla igrosa kwaEating clean 😩

[R350 receipted @mainbhuda]

No matter how much you explain to inzule that in xhosa culture your surname has nothing to do with your clan name, they will never understand it

[🌱✨ The Fault in our Gwaais ✨🌱 @AlaricPrins]

I don’t know - maybe I’m old school, but this thing of constantly wanting to reinvent, or be unconventional at work is getting tired.

It’s a job. I’m not there to be cool or edgy. Pay me my money and find your attachment, attached.

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

Oh banna hae chaye gante? Yeses

[Simphiwe A @nomz_a]

My daughter is in her Rambo stage, everyone is getting beaten. 😭😭😭

I’ve threatened a hiding and promised to bite her if she continues. Nna shame ke shapo ka bana. 🤞🏽

[Mr Dlamini @Ant_089]

Can’t believe I’m on the internet goggling “how to stop two year old from biting” because my daughter is apparently a vampire at crèche. No child or teacher is safe and the situation keeps getting worse.

Anyways, don’t have kids yall. You definitely don’t need the stress.