Non-Cannon

Pronouns: She/Her
Job: Mechanical Design Engineer
Social class: Nerd, but lazy about it
Planet of origin: Mars
Species: Dragon

[House of Anubis Source @SibunaNews]

seeing this healed something in me

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@camelotslady I'd tell you to write the fic, but you have so many wips
(I say this with love)

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@Britannica over a decade ago, I wrote a fic in which a character having their heart on the right side of their body was an important plot point. I had no idea that was possible. Unironically, thank you for letting me know that it is

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@SibunaNews If I had to guess, it's probably because they had to do the second shot more times than the first, so they're different chips from different takes

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@camelotslady I haven't seen HHA, but in HOA, I'd say Mrs. Andrews deserves better than Mr. Sweet anyway.
But she was one of the best characters and I also wish she had stayed

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@SibunaNews I feel like the first point should have the quote marks around "just" and not kids show. Being a kids show does not preclude it from having amazing depth
And what do you mean the show had a large budget? Why are the effects so bad? And the shaky camera in the pilot?

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

The first person in the world to kick his own balls… That’s history right here!

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@Wisdom_HQ Croquet
Water Polo
Soccer

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@MerriamWebster What about Sleep Sand? Hence the Sandman?

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@oelma__ Dirty Jobs
How does that work?
Do I have a job now?!

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@Britannica You mean that every time that I, as a child, found a feather on the ground and took it home, I was breaking the law!
brb getting my gang tattoos

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@SibunaNews Wow the lighting is terrible. It took me several seconds to recognize any of them.
But happy to see them hanging out together

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@MerriamWebster Well, did you ever figure it out?

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If the dictionary says it, it must be true

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted

Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

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@ShitpostGate arranging numbers 1-9

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@deidrejowen Brown
26
Nearsighted, cannot read the words on my computer screen without my glasses

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@memeslich Killing haunted pilgrims and freeing lumaflies

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@SibunaHouse_ where did Brad get that hand?

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@SibunaHouse_ I'm sorry, how did it take her until s3 to realize that Mara was crazy and not a calm and sensible person? If she actually believed, as Mara did, that Mara was in the right in s2 (with Jerome), I get that. But changing her personality and framing Miss Robinson and Mick?

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@SibunaHouse_ There were so many red flags that Mick ignored. To name a few. Mara changed her entire personality, she ghosted him, she framed him and Miss Robinson and nearly got him expelled and her fired, and more. And despite all that, he still wanted to date her. smh

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@SibunaHouse_ Mickara.
Mickber no, Mamber was pretty unproblematic, they, at the end of the day, just weren't as good a fit for each other as they thought they were.
M&M featured very dangerous levels of jealously and manipulation. I don't ship them, I say they deserve each other (derogatory).