HATE, hate, HATE female friends that treat you like you’re their man. You extend an invite & now it’s “Can you cover my uber and drinks” I- 🫠
ESPECIALLY when you don’t reciprocate in this friendship
Try eating some coochie that use a rose on it everytime it get horny. Then get you one that don't even touch her pussycat besides when she wash that mothaffucka. Two different leagues.. you could kiss her thigh and see that mothaffucka jumping.. that other one though you better pray that rose gotta charge because that's the only way you can wake that monkey up..
When people get married you say whatever you want, you remind them of their partner’s cheating scandal, you tell them that YOU 🫵🏽 wouldn’t settle for a cheater but you’re glad that they did and you wish them the best life can offer. But don’t you dare shut up.