stoney nonie

i don’t love people. i love camaros, zeppelin and french fries. in that order.

[stoney nonie @nonagrub]

shall i compare thee to a summers day?
no, a summers day is not a bitch

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this :

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

[໊ @user0000O0]

me heading to the plan i made when i was in a good mood

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

I've been craving a lot of intimacy lately. Not in a sexual way though. I just want to be loved on. A big hug or sum.

[meg. @wondermeg_]

a movie about broke stoner cat chicks? this was literally made for me.

[blanc @dqveed]

They had to surgically remove a tampon after the r*pe. This is not enough; he needs to be locked up

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

meu bloco de notas do celular é tipo

- lista do mercado
- carta de suicídio
- receitas fáceis

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

y’all are not LOUD enough about this. foreal.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @laembaixo]

justo, já que um homem pode engravidar várias mulheres ao mesmo tempo e a mulher só pode ter uma gravidez por vez.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me and my friends in the club throwing it back cuz we don’t give a fvck bout nobody

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

walking into the new minions movie by myself absolutely gassed off a preroll

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Anubis @eduantao]

A vida quando todo mundo acha que você está bem, mas ninguém sabe que você está morto por dentro

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Israel disguises bombs as toys to target Palestinian children.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.