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blind to the bullshit call me ray (ray charles) 👨‍🦯

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

#freakyassnigga lmaoooo
I can’t make this shit up 😭😭😭😭

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

#freakyassnigga wtf 😭😭😭

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[loltyler1 @loltyler1]

@dallascowboys dogshit motherfuckers disband the team

[! @nonamesleft_1]

Who is Dorothy, what is 'doyti', and why is she making SZA do it to her?????

[! @nonamesleft_1]

drake wants another sicko mode so bad lmao he throws in a beat switch in every song like his life depends on it

[! @nonamesleft_1]

How do people eat only egg whites? That's like peeling an orange to throw away the fruit and eat the peel instead. I'd literally rather never eat eggs again than give up the sweet golden treasure that is the yolk

[! @nonamesleft_1]

Oh my fucking God they got Obama too

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio

[! @nonamesleft_1]

valorant players always saying some shit like "he's in shower he's in shower"... mf you NEED a shower get your nasty ass in there

[! @nonamesleft_1]

"They try to keep up but they can never hang
They say they with us but they ain't really gay" or whatever trippie redd said

[! @nonamesleft_1]

@JoJoSanti4go Fr they got my ass sitting in the clothing racks like

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

"The Taliban is not the North Vietnamese army. There's gonna be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy of the United States from Afghanistan." —@JoeBiden, July 2021

[! @nonamesleft_1]

At this point I'm not sure if I want these switches to type on or if I just really really want to eat them

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow

[The Onion @TheOnion]

IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child https://t.co/w9tOPlRvDf

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

President Biden formally recognized that the killings and deportations of hundreds of thousands of Armenians by Ottoman Empire forces in the early 20th century were “genocide.” Other presidents avoided using the term over concerns of alienating Turkey. https://t.co/s5deHz1bBP

[! @nonamesleft_1]

i don't 'procrastinate', i simply follow the highly efficient and well regarded system of just-in-time management for doing my work