Leo Grierson

young hot Christopher Lloyd• they/he• playwright, director, designer• BLM•Professor, somewhere

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

Life is all about being the three S’s:

- being silly
- being slutty
- being sleepy

[onion person @CantEverDie]

pretty funny this used to be THE charlie kirk meme, but now the charlie kirk meme is EVERYTHING

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

Did you know you could make this a reality in your lifetime…?

[550am @josh550am]

I am a girl who is a gay guy

[✧rachel✦ @VOIDTHROAT]

coworker was telling me about his previous life as an old log, said grass grew easily through him while everything else fell away

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

This is what being a college professor is like

[Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d]

me: here you go horsey drink the water

horse: *spitting blood* fuck you

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

my novel’s narrator is a sentient waterslide in an Adjuncts-Only Waterpark at the Boston Marriott during MLA, so the formal dilemma was how to render the slide’s orgasmic pleasure as the exploited bodies cascaded down its wet chutes while still being true to the spirit of Boston

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

There is a dirtbag trans grifter at my job and shockingly it is not me!!

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

Eating enough Nerds gummy clusters so I can become GERD nummy cluster. Whatever.

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

This horrid dog and his vulgar butthole will not see the gates of heaven

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

SANRIO CHARACTER RANKING IS OPEN!!!

https://t.co/m5Jd9YTH92

[miss met @littlemissmet]

“Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!” going straight into the lexicon

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

if you can’t handle my obese frenchie named Hentai in problematically sexual dog clothes wheezing beside you at brunch you need to find a different Eggslut

[Mobius Dick 🇨🇦 @MobyDickSpoiler]

Dead internet theory is real, except for r/meth, those guys are still cooking up some bangers on the reg

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

Sat down to watch two French bulldogs fight in prospect park now I’m crying in the club

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

Early on the first day, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene went to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed. So she came running to Simon Peter, the disciple whom Jesus loved, and the disciple whom Jesus had done a little hand stuff with,

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

@wildsunshinesky @dumbandfunn No like fr

[Leo Grierson @nonbinarybutler]

The political incoherence of the Bay Area must be studied because I just saw a keffiyeh printed cyber truck