biggie shorty

I enjoy good sex & liquor. Where we finna eat? | DSW x LCSW | My views are not nor have they ever been a direct reflection of those of my employer

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Somebody just told me I smell like money 😌😌

Im wearing Chanel Chance, the green one 😉

[eliz @eliza___v]

me: "i need to go out more"

also me every time i'm free:

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

Why are you a grown person going to see Toy Story 5?

Because we have free will and the first movie came out in 1995

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Cranberry ginger ale

[Josephine @_josephine0_]

What’s your best drink for this meal?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Cause I paid for the whole apartment

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

I just made an order on instacart, i hope my shopper isn't a man 🥲💔

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

I love how there's a mutual understanding that I am equally the "smart one" in the family, as much as I am the "drunk one" 😂😂😂

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

A friendly reminder that exactly none of your problems in this life are because two people of the same sex are sleeping together.

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

whew this reminds me of candle boy 😮‍💨 @_LookingBEYOND

[Nattie @sadgirlnattie]

One thing a ngga gone do is make you not want him anymore. Nvm fr 😂😂😂😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I put music on so that I can clean but I start doing shit like this instead

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i grew up in a “nigga” household. like my parents regularly said “nigga” and called us “niggas” as well. like we even referred to the dog as “nigga”.

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Taking my dogs to the vet is such an overstimulating experience but I also I refuse to do a drop off and not see what's going on w my babies

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Two different men engaged me in discussions about their appearance & we have opposing opinions about goals (1 wants his locs draped to the floor .. 2nd wants to get as swole as he can w/o steroids)

Im like "your body, your choice."

Just don't expect me to be attracted 😂

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

I love how conversations about sex toys between my friends are so normalized. I love having "female friends" !! 💕✨

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Been in the chair 2 hours. Looked in the mirror & she not even at the middle row yet 💔 🥲

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

We should normalize encouraging our ppl, especially Black ppl, to have healthier habits without body shaming

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

Another friend showed me his stash of oreos & he is noticeably developing a dad body without being a dad.

I told him he should drop the oreos.

It was well received

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

I was walking with a friend at work, not a far distance. She weighs less than me. She was out of breath by time we got to the entrance.

I told her she needs to get active because breathing that hard after a short walk was not it lmao.

It was well received

[biggie shorty @nonchalantnix]

I took my privacy screen off bc it was cracked. So Im raw dogging at my hair appointment... over here texting about the rose toy with my friends.

I aint never gave a fuck lmao. She probably all in my phone being nosey