Patricia A. Smith

A punchline trapped inside a premise.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

I've been living in a horribly painful parallel universe for the past 12 days. My best sister/best friend @FraninHudson passed away suddenly 8/8 after a brief, but tragic illness that robbed her of so much and us of her magic. My grief is immeasurable. 💔
https://t.co/ZCnRzE8ix1

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@hugolowell Says the man incapable of stringing together a cogent sentence.🤦‍♀️

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

Amen:

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

The problem isn’t government waste. The problem is that billionaires don’t pay taxes.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@wheretfru777 You forgot Dr. Doolittle

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@gldstwmn @ArtCandee For dogs and cats only in this administration. Especially if they’re getting eaten by immigrants.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@TeaPainUSA And even a smaller percentage could pass an IQ or basic geography test. #WeAreSoPhucked

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

The way you know that Trump is serious about eliminating the Department of Education is the Matt Gaetz was nominated to be Attorney General rather than the Cabinet spot that would have allowed him an excuse to visit a different high school every day.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

A woman is challenging Kentucky’s near-total abortion ban and six-week ban, arguing a violation of the right to privacy and self-determination and is requesting class-action status for those who may become pregnant, but are unable to access abortions. https://t.co/Aei5ombzDk

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@sweatsntopknots @LoveNLunchmeat I’d add Zamboni and kazoo to this shortlist.we’re getting Zambonied and kazooed for the foreseeable future.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@atrupar @Seamuskitty Stupid is as stupid does.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

Imagine that:

[Arthur Delaney 🇺🇸 @ArthurDelaneyHP]

I asked Speaker Johnson, who had warned about widespread noncitizen voting before this election, for his assessment of noncitizen voting on the result 👇

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

It’s now a double feature, and not a bug.

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

They need to stop acting surprised by moves like this. They had four years of him in office and four years of his public statements preparing to return. This is a feature not a bug.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

Yep. And getting more stupid by the second.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@keithboykin @TimOBrien Because every entitled white person needs a bigger poolside cabana and a MILF.

[Cindy McWethy ☮️ 🩵 🌊 @cindymcwethy]

The person responsible for the entire thing, the guy who tried to overthrow the government and stay in power, the guy who incited a violent mob to storm the capital, is free. He was not tossed in prison. He was allowed to lie, cheat, and steal his way back in. Thanks.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@lyssasphere @bzswirl It makes you popular with me!

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

@FrankFigliuzzi1 @KristiNoem @DHSgov This badministration is going to be even worse than we imagine.

[Patricia A. Smith @nonconfromist]

Buh-bye, sKari!

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Ruben Gallego wins Arizona 2024 Senate election, CBS News projects

https://t.co/a31QP4boen

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

Trump said we had a call and the Kremlin said we didn’t. This will be common going forward.

We don’t do propaganda so you will believe something. We do it so you will believe nothing. Then you will do nothing.