Noncoverage Sports

I don't drink so I can forget about my miserable life, I watch sports so I can forget about my miserable life and I drink because it's awesome

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

What's super cool about watching your favorite baseball team win games is how much it will matter a week from now!!!

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Manfred has a point. These players had an extra 3 months this offseason and not a single one of them got a PhD in epidemiology??? Come on, guys

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Girlfriend asked me who Joe Kelly was and 45 minutes later, she hates the League and the commissioner, and she's just stomping around the apartment chanting, "Lifetime bans! Vacate the title!"

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Joe Kelly is the people's champ. Honestly surprised he didn't start the outing with a mini trash can in his glove so he could bang the lid before making this entire team feel completely unwelcome in the MLB

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Joe Kelly coming for Correa’s ass too

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Can we get a thread going of the best looking cardboard cutouts at MLB stadiums??

I'll start with this Mets guy. Incredible work.

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

30% of you were right as a joke. Nice!

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Potential Names for the Washington Football Team:

*THIS IS AN OFFICIAL POLL THAT WILL BE USED IN THE NAMING PROCESS

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

What I love about Chicago sports is they all have this kind of saying for the year like "One Home Team" that sound really cool but doesn't really mean anything

[Chicago Fire FC @ChicagoFire]

One home team. #TeamUpMaskUp

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

In his defense, the league ASKED him to live in a bubble

[Tim MacMahon @BannedMacMahon]

James Harden: "It was just something that covered my whole beard. I thought it looked cool. That was it." Harden said he's in process of determining how he will voice his support for the Black Lives Matter while in NBA bubble, including whether he will have a message on jersey.

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Counterpoint: Can't get intercepted if it's impossible to catch

[RG 📷 @RyanGreeneDNVR]

tim tebow is trending so im required to post this:

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

What I love most about this idea is that at some point Cody Bellinger is gonna hit a dinger and some kid is gonna have to watch while his dad's cardboard head gets taped back together by the Dodger bullpen

[L.A. Times Sports @latimessports]

Dodgers to sell seats outfitted with cutouts of fans’ faces
https://t.co/wa4amgpIE0

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

I've been shouting "Hot dogs! Old Style!" at my roommate every time I pass the couch in hopes that eventually she will do it back to me while I'm watching baseball and I can feel alive again

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Honestly they'll probably end up calling it the Washington Monuments and the mascot will just be a bunch of phalluses

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Potential Names for the Washington Football Team:

*THIS IS AN OFFICIAL POLL THAT WILL BE USED IN THE NAMING PROCESS

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

*make pitching cool again

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Given the recent rule changes to the MLB:

- Universal DH (fine)
- Runner starts at 2nd in Extra Innings (dumb)

I've got a few additional rules that I think would spice the game up and attract young fans. THREAD:

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

1. Pitchers should be allowed to peg runners. All the other infielders can make these cool tags, but pitchers are literally just back ups on every play. In order go make pitching cook again, they should be allowed to just throw the ball at a runner to make an out

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

4. Drop 3rd strike becomes drop any strike. If the catcher ever drops a strike you have the option to run to first base if it is unoccupied. This way if a pitcher throws a 45 foot curve ball early in the count that you know the catcher won't corral, you can swing and run for it

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

3. If a team bats through the order, the last batter has to keep running until he either scores or is tagged out. This is a tee ball rule and it fucking rocks

[Noncoverage Sports @noncoverage]

Me watching this guy shoot it from 70 yards out

[NBC Sports Soccer @NBCSportsSoccer]

FABINHO FROM THE PARKING LOT 💥 #MyPLSummer