Girlfriend asked me who Joe Kelly was and 45 minutes later, she hates the League and the commissioner, and she's just stomping around the apartment chanting, "Lifetime bans! Vacate the title!"
Joe Kelly is the people's champ. Honestly surprised he didn't start the outing with a mini trash can in his glove so he could bang the lid before making this entire team feel completely unwelcome in the MLB
What I love about Chicago sports is they all have this kind of saying for the year like "One Home Team" that sound really cool but doesn't really mean anything
James Harden: "It was just something that covered my whole beard. I thought it looked cool. That was it." Harden said he's in process of determining how he will voice his support for the Black Lives Matter while in NBA bubble, including whether he will have a message on jersey.
What I love most about this idea is that at some point Cody Bellinger is gonna hit a dinger and some kid is gonna have to watch while his dad's cardboard head gets taped back together by the Dodger bullpen
I've been shouting "Hot dogs! Old Style!" at my roommate every time I pass the couch in hopes that eventually she will do it back to me while I'm watching baseball and I can feel alive again
Given the recent rule changes to the MLB:
- Universal DH (fine)
- Runner starts at 2nd in Extra Innings (dumb)
I've got a few additional rules that I think would spice the game up and attract young fans. THREAD:
1. Pitchers should be allowed to peg runners. All the other infielders can make these cool tags, but pitchers are literally just back ups on every play. In order go make pitching cook again, they should be allowed to just throw the ball at a runner to make an out
4. Drop 3rd strike becomes drop any strike. If the catcher ever drops a strike you have the option to run to first base if it is unoccupied. This way if a pitcher throws a 45 foot curve ball early in the count that you know the catcher won't corral, you can swing and run for it
3. If a team bats through the order, the last batter has to keep running until he either scores or is tagged out. This is a tee ball rule and it fucking rocks