🕸️step-mak🕸️

everyone’s favorite hot funny blonde

[🕸️step-mak🕸️ @nonexistantneon]

allow the world to be the colorful place it’s meant to be

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

girl to girl: sometimes you’ll find an old picture of yourself and suddenly realize you were actually beautiful during a time when you spent so much energy criticizing yourself.

[Bruno @sigabruninho]

O veterinário falando que o cachorro tava com pressão alta e meu pai respondendo que é uma coisa da nossa família

[fred 🐙 @FredKraken]

feliz 11 de setembro não se esqueçam de deixar leite e biscoito perto da lareira pro osama bin laden

[Roony @Roonysters]

Salaries used to be so high back in the day that men could financially support their secret second families

[emaya @1stEthicalLeo]

can you imagine being a depressed teenager having a depression off with your mother thats also depressed

[Behr @behrcalledbehr]

if donald trump dies within the next 48 hours I will post full dick and balls

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[JASIAH @PHREEJASIAH]

charlie kirk once said “the death penalty should be public, quick, and televised.” and God was like bet.

[n. @musicalg3nius]

Posting a selfie on ig nowadays feels like I’m bending over and showing hole

[🕸️step-mak🕸️ @nonexistantneon]

why don’t men have dick farts like women have queefs?

[Olivia Z 🧢🎨 @LivZarz]

Word.

[Angie G @MomAngtrades]

We need a slur for cyclists

[miaa. @miacluv]

me after visiting more than 2 places in a day.

[ً @TheeePinned]

She got rid of the huge veneers, stop cosplaying grandma like Dolly Parton told her, removed her father's last name, married a rock twink and remembered who tf she was, is, and always will be.

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[♡ @sh_awty_]

“i can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

someone evil better fucking die soon I’m so serious I can’t take it