Noni Madiks

“No one is ever just one thing.”

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Miss K @_Aura_K]

How am I exploiting a restaurant worker by wanting to pay what the menu says i should pay?????????

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

If you ever catch yourself asking where an actor has been, they’re on season 3 of an Apple TV show

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Just wondering: Why do people purposely sit in a seat they’re NOT assigned to on a flight and then have the audacity to huff and puff when asked to move?!

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[Shezi @__Shezi]

Extroverts won’t leave us alone. Nature’s balance. 😂

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Airports really missed the mark on not having nail salons.

[Aisha Yahaya Ndanitsa, PhD @DrAishaYahayaN]

@TheObiLeonard @dranthoniaeddo Not everything has to be optimized for returns, some things are just meant to be enjoyed while we’re here.

[EdoQueen🌹 @EdoVibeQueen]

This whole theory that “if everyone has a problem with you, then you’re the problem” or that if you have a problem with everyone, you must be the issue is deeply flawed and honestly unfair. There are people who are widely liked not because they’re good people, but because they’re agreeable, pretentious, and willing to conform. And there are people who are constantly labeled “difficult” simply because they don’t know how to play along or pretend. The thing is The more easygoing, accommodating, and “let’s keep the peace” you are, the more you’re perceived as likable even if it means constantly shrinking yourself. Meanwhile, the moment you stand firm, call things out, and choose not to be pretentious, you’re suddenly labeled difficult. Sometimes, it’s not that someone has a problem with everyone; it’s that they’re just not willing to tolerate what everyone else is comfortable tolerating.

[RayBae🧚🏾 @RayEsq08]

The scariest part about Claude and Chat is it sounds like it knows what it’s talking about unless you actually know what its supposed to be talking about..

[🍁 @72Breezy]

When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster

[BIG MADAM @nia_ngi]

Corporate English is so performative man. We're acting fr.

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

I never understood the NFT era, was everyone just under mass psychosis or what?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[Big Dawg @_uMfanakagogo]

You guys make mistakes I never imagine myself making

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The people who make fitted sheets need to sit down with the people who make mattresses and get on the same page.

Making the bed shouldn't be like putting a swimming cap over a fridge

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Touch ID was far superior to Face ID.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

The world will not treat you better just because you are a good person