William Freakin

Free Palestine and Stop Fucking with Trans People

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

@TheJonathanSim I’m a Horses defender but yeah I definitely get it

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

If you ever catch yourself asking where an actor has been, they’re on season 3 of an Apple TV show

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

@Neely711 Sadly no but all roads lead to Stoll

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

@Neely711 Corey Stoll is who inspired the tweet!

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Does the movie Independence Day have the ugliest engagement ring of any piece of media?

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Can someone explain is the US soccer team actually good in pickleball terms?

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Wish they would let him do real projects again because what the fuck is this shit

[doughy @edgecone]

old man Harvey Keitel being anti-AI, proud of my guy

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

I never want to hear or know anything about a DJ or streamer of any kind in my life unless they’re my personal friends and even in that case only minimally

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Charlie Kirk had the most fascinating head proportions

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

I know Hellen Keller was sleeping good as hell

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[VENICE @VENICE5le]

Intrabuccal massage helps soften the appearance of nasolabial folds by working deep into the zygomatic muscle and the depressor anguli oris muscle

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

@stoolpresidente It’s really painful how dumb you are

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

All books should be transcriptions of rich white girl tiktoks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don’t know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Sensible solid blue 7” swim trunks to replace my floral 5” thigh huggers as I reject the vanity and hubris of my youth

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

@islatl01 Let’s give the culture a little more time to adopt it Tywin!

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

Doing a GoT rewatch and I always thought The Rains of Castamere was this ancient song for the Lannisters but Cercei tells the history and it’s about something that happened in her lifetime?

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

So basically Tywin was like “everybody learn this song right now and sing it everywhere you go so even people across the continent knows it’s us when they hear you humming it in the next room”

[Doug Emhoff @DouglasEmhoff]

🇺🇸🇺🇸!!

[William Freakin @notcousinwayne]

They’re clipfarming shows only your retired mom knows about