knicks sweep getting broken up saved us from having to see that “My Christian, Dior” shit on counterfeit t-shirts for the rest of our lives, praise God
the funniest thing about believing aliens built the pyramids is that you can literally see the ancient Egyptians workshopping and perfecting the concept
stop facetiming people and holding up your phone in the middle of a concert, everyone behind you is annoyed and uncomfortable and it's gonna sound like shit on the other person's end anyway