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Cynical || Entertainer || Sarcastic || Fun || Crazy || Real Madrid fanatic || I follow back immediately.

[SEUNWAYNE!! @Oluwaseunwayne]

“Manchester United stadium” “London”?

[Chude @Chude_ND1]

"I have to thank you, Benjamin Netanyahu. My government... did not speak about the genocide in Nigeria. But they were able to stand and speak for the Palestinians., and today the Terrorists have butchered yet another set of Christians."

— Pastor Ezekiel Dachomo send message to U.S. and Israel Presidents

[Shagisabadword @shagisabadword]

They raped her for 7 hours STRAIGHT with KETAMINE on their dicks and POSTED FREE PUSSY IN A GROUPCHAT. And all the school did was made them write an essay!?!?? Investigate the school & alumni’s need to stop donating!

[Agendinho 💬#MbappeOut#DiamondeNewHaircut @TenSwag7]

jude is more technical than every player on the pitch

they literally could do nothing but foul him

[TonyDevs @Okeha1810]

this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[HARRISON ✨ @harrisonJNIOR]

Mf, that’s APC

[jay @sirjay2305]

Did Yamal not play in the last Nation's league finals Spain lost to Portugal? 👀

[fcbKimmich @w4nner7489]

Nations league is a ballon d'or decider tournament when yamal scores but a friendly tournament when ronaldo wins it, funny narrative

[sam ⛷️ @sambrazy]

Brutal

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

They should have zero peace for the rest of their lives.

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

Do you know how dark this level of slander is?😭😭😭

[THE DUKE OF MADRID II @thedukeofmadrid]

BRO IT WAS A FUCKING PENALTY 😭😭

[♰𝕻𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓♰🖤🖤 @Theantidoteisme]

All seven of the men poured ketamine on their dicks and raped her for seven hours. And the only punishment they got was writing essays. She had to leave the university because of what they did to her. Not one person hesitated or said stop. How horrid.

[Newton @Biggnewton]

Mbappé for club💩
Saka for country💩

The life of Jude Bellingham 😤😭

[Yakob @yakobper90]

I’m not even joking you could directly pin every England exit in the last 10 years on Kane. He refused to square it to Sterling vs Croatia. Shat his pants vs Italy in 2021. Was an absolute disgrace vs Spain in 2024 and don’t even get me started on whatever the fuck that was I saw vs Argentina this summer. He’s always at the scene of the crime but don’t worry I’ll see 75 goals against Augsburg and Heinz.👍

[#14🔴⚪️ @Dancracknell1]

City fans deadass think Ornstein risked his whole career and a lawsuit because daddy Sheik told them not to panic

[Abdullah 🇵🇹🇧🇷🇪🇸 @scooptroop69]

Notable ones

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Statue.