nolas begolas

i did not get the job at Froot Loops

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

If you see this set up and think about cuckoldry at all, you have a cuck’s heart. Those are just two different places to have sex

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

They should’ve done it like Clue and only had this ending in some cinemas so when people say Jesse Plemons was right all along and she was an alien they sound as insane as him

[cosmic jester @cosmicjester]

‘My hour long special will debut exclusively on Gorilla Comedy+, the recently launched streamer from 800 Pound Gorilla’

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

This looks like a 30 Rock cutaway gag to a movie Jenna got fired from.

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

Okay I’m fine paying $1000 a month for healthcare. This convinced me.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Counterpoint: suck my dick

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

spare me the “capital flight” boogeyman. If your tax policy is dictated by billionaires threatening to take their ball and go home, congratulations—you’ve just admitted who actually runs the government.

[autumn! @auautumntumn]

republicans will post shit like this and then you look at who they're talking about and it's a brown guy who wants healthcare

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i’d rather be successful and advocate for the poor than be a broke trump booster advocating for the rich.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Apparently ‘we should spend taxpayer dollars on Americans, not Israel’ is now anti American

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones, with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.”

[Jonathan Cook @Jonathan_K_Cook]

The West was incensed when the Taliban blew up the Buddhist Bamiyan statues in Afghanistan.

Crickets as Israel blows up a UNESCO heritage site in Lebanon.

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

We’ve got children going to bed hungry in this country and you want to call me a “communist” for thinking this guy could stand to pay some more taxes?

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Charlotte @charloofers]

The transphobic responses to this illustrate how clueless bigots are about the fundamental aspects of the cyberpunk genre. They are all for body modification in cyberpunk media, but suddenly when it's gender affirming, it's evil and woke.

Your worldview is so unserious.

[Bari Weiss’s Double Chin @willyoubemypale]

“I stand for music not for terrorism” and then goes on to incite violence against the mayor and his “ugly wife”. These people are severely mentally ill

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

It’s been said but a true detective season with them playing the same character decades apart would fix me

[KingJameson @KingJameson7]

All im saying, if this was an Iranian military praying to Allah yall would treat it very differently

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

These motherfuckers said nothing when we kidnapped Maduro and now they’re crying over a wanted war criminal.

[DarkWokeBalthazar @rebonsible]

Doesn’t this mean those protesters can unload a full mag into the driver?