Nononoplease

[♰ @heavens_sickest]

if we’re sexting and u use the wrong “your/you’re” the fantasy is lost sorry. #thispussylikespropergrammar

[indie ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @63rvssell]

GUYS https://t.co/Ayx8SmzQz0
mega library with fics from like every fandom ever !!!!!

[your spooky father figure⸆⸉ ³ @buckdownbad]

IT SHOULD’VE BEEN YOU

[beyza wheysu👠💄👒 @BUU67590895]

Bu tabloyu çizen gustave courbet. Courbet' e tabloyu çizmesi için sipariş veren adam dönemin osmanlı diplomatı halil şerif paşa. Tablodaki hanfendi de paşanın metresi. Bu tablonun bizde olmamasının sebebi de paşanın kumar düşkünlüğü. Kumar borçları yüzünden her şeyi satıyor

[Nononoplease @nononoplsstop]

Holy Froid (I could elaborate)

[mady YAGA SPOILERS @hollsrzanov]

satan stops god from publishing the bible

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.

[Shrews Metalist🇮🇹🇲🇽 @ShrewsTheDragon]

How it feels like to give music recommendations

[evil devin (#1 mons pubis fan) @devincumguy]

if i had an ugly penis i'd blow it up with a firecracker

[♥️ est @fenceurs]

i can’t stand them 😭

[mary @elaine_stritch]

did u guys know that it’s just a jump to the left

[iki 🏹 @ikixrot]

first day of kinktober ALL G T M-RATED FICS TO THE MF BACKKKK out with the fluff in with the smut !!! less cuddling more cunnilingus !!! bring on the dry humping!! degradation !!! dacryphilia !!! enough yearning i wanna see yanderes !! EVERYONE LOCK IN NOW

[Kat ♱ @albertcamslut]

Vagina is cinema’s last taboo

[chelsea @4ngelshe4ven]

Noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of everything etc etc, however “boobs so big it’s impossible” is an all timer

[temple runner @misscalcula]

agnostic struggler: i don’t know who is giving me their toughest battles

[belle @TITUSDANF0RTH]

a silver fox category and shawn hatosy nowhere to be found... y'all are not a serious organization.

[Charlie @StyledApe]

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave

[matvey @mmassacre11]

Fully convinced this is how I look when I try to converse with literally anyone

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

“you can’t fix him” I don’t wanna fix him! I wanna FUCK him! I’m a pervert not a psychologist

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Onion doesn't miss.