just Noah :)

a hater, first and foremost

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

BREAKING: Cyclospora, the parasite causing explosive diarrhea has been found in…

- GREENS!
- Greens!
- Nothing but greens!
- Parsley
- Peppers
- Cabbages
- Celery
- Asparagus
- Watercress
- Fiddlefern
- Lettuce

[angie @teaxtarot]

OCD feels like you constantly forgot something and also you’re going to be arrested because of it

[just Noah :) @nononowuh]

Moving to #3 at the end of next week from one that is probably like #47-50 😭

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

10 worst states to live in for 2026, per CNBC:

1. Tennessee
2. Texas
3. Indiana
4. Louisiana
5. Georgia
6. Utah
7. Missouri
8. Alabama
9. Oklahoma
10.Arkansas

[clairebear @geckotailzz]

"oh yeah and [Name] from high school, you remember them, right?"

my high school experience:

[Secret Protocol of Shoigutov-Syrskyitrop @TrueShoiguist]

Unfollowed for inactivity

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

That's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

I know this nasty ass bitch is throwing some beans on the grill today

[bri @bribrisimps]

the devil hears that you’re nauseous and sends you a tesla uber that is heavily air freshened

[just Noah :) @nononowuh]

Playing brick house in the downtown crossing Roche bros #okay

[Crab @crabriella_]

Meeting up with my boss for coffee and she fired me

[e @spngbwb]

how it feels to be no contact w someone i used to consider my main source of comfort

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

Just got home from watching OBSESSION. Why did I live for and identify with the scary weird girl? Make some noise for the scary mentally unwell weird girls!!! I see you. 🧱❤️

[paige 🐻 @MGEEK1E]

ok my city in massachusetts is 386 so

[just Noah :) @nononowuh]

90 degrees outside at 9pm in Boston Massachusetts maybe the British were right.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[8½ @Mrr_tambourine]

I think about this video from time to time to giggle myself

[l @libralaur]

Men that add music to their ig pics is ladies

[Oliver @oliveroutbursts]

love it when a feminine gay man is super strong and buff like okay fruit punch i see you

[FactPost @factpostnews]

RFK Jr does 1/3 of a pull-up and walks away