Shawn

I uploaded my soul to the internet and all I got was a DMCA takedown notice.

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

The most fascinating, most under-discussed element of the recent boom in liminal spaces and the obsession of abandoned commercial spaces is that it’s directly tied to the slow motion fall/collapse of our current global super powers; as well as how the new generations missed out.

[WAV Archive @WAVArchive]

Song of Healing — Koji Kondo (The Legend of Zelda： Majora’s Mask) (2000)

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

OMG I was there .. Man could that guy water ski

[Josie ♪ @MsBin117]

Average US senator passport

[Reed Galen @reedgalen]

This says so much more than he can possibly know.

[Shawn @nonotmuch]

I got away with this for years until my employer rolled out AI timekeeping/scheduling

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it

[Loliche.333 @loliche_rme]

La vape c'est le micro-ondes du joint. Ça marche, ça va vite, mais y'a pas l'âme

[leslie 🫧 @houuusekitten]

at this point I’m moving to Raccoon City

[jome @JomePiece]

Wtf kinda motion is the weeknd on right now holy shit

[katie @metalblade616]

you were also VERY EXPECTED to READ THE MANUAL until like late in the 5th generation and this is why a lot of people have such a warped view of retro games

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

The TX GOP wants to end our outrageous toll roads that they put in?

[Shawn @nonotmuch]

Hammer got Michael Concepcion, one of the founders of the Crips, to stand down and apologize after an attempted extortion.

MC Serch of 3rd Bass put out a diss track about turning Hammer’s mom out and ended up having to outrun a $50k hit Hammer put out on him.

#proper

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Maturing is realizing that gangster rappers like Snoop Dogg (a self-proclaimed pimp who’s been married to the same woman for 27 years) and Rick Ross (who worked as a Florida corrections officer) are just fictional personas.

Meanwhile, the dude prancing around a stage in ‘hammer pants’ was an ACTUAL gangster who pumped fear into people.

Crazy when you think about it.

[moogi @moogitron_]

i can’t believe he got this sample cleared what the fuck

[sean @Haurmeya]

director’s excuse to make the resident evil movies was to have his wife aura farm and look hot and cool and honestly i get it

[Rachit @rachit7645]

Walmart is run by the Yiga Clan

[Alex Taliadoros @AlexCTaliadoros]

People aren’t ready for this conversation, but DC leaders bowing to Trump enabled the invasion of Minneapolis. Once the White House saw it could invade a city and get a Democrat Mayor to praise them, it put every city on the menu. Minneapolis saved the country from the same fate.

[Dex_Kun_Fails 🩷💛🩵 @Dex_is_Drunk]

@HyakutakeTouka

[Shawn @nonotmuch]

I have to deal with these people daily at my day job and I am SAVORING this.

“I have been nothing but loyal to this brand for the last eight months…”
Go fuck yourself.

[Touka ☄️💫 @HyakutakeTouka]

NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year.

FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

the signs are clear to me…. the vinyl record bubble is swelling and about to pop… the humble Compact Disc will once again reign supreme. prepare yourselves