Michael Angelo Gonzalez

TV/Film at UTRGV. History geek and music lover

[Dingus Khan @VanDingus_]

“When do I get to meet her”

Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them

[✨Payton Kelly🇺🇸✨ @paykells]

“anybody who is an enemy of Israel, is an enemy of Texas”
- my cucked bitch-ass governor

[H O N E Y @HoneyTooRaw]

adult friendship is basically “i love you, i’m alive, life beating my ass, talk soon.” 😭

[K L D @Khyrin_DeBoss]

How WE (yes US) will be defending Mark Ruffalo

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Best part of getting a divorce is saying “this is worse than my divorce” at minor inconveniences

[Toby Turner @TobyTurner]

I don’t say faggot at gay people I say faggot at people that are being faggots

[Michael Angelo Gonzalez @nonotthepainter]

@kediastrolog 111

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

[T @tinowrlds]

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

[smokeybear🧸 @_bitterbaby]

I’m so embarrassed by all the pathetic and desperate shit I’ve done in an attempt to feel loved, and I’m more embarrassed that nothing has ever worked.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You’ll be rich as fuck by your next birthday. Bro, lock in.

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

During jacking off: I am having so much fun jacking off and it’s gonna feel so good when I bust

After jacking off: I may never find love

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Ages 25–30 are really tough. You’re dealing with a shrinking friend group,aging parents,fixing the financial mistakes from ur early 20s,your career and your health. You’ve gotta find time to heal your mind. You just have to.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[gabe @gabepichu]

I’m 26 and I’ve never dated LMAOOOO I’m beyond cooked I fear

[tasha bloom 🍉 @tashabloombaby]

I deleted dating apps bc the truth is I do only like someone romantically after being friends for 3 years and feeling extremely comfortable around them rip