Nicholas Swenson🌹

I told you, call me Crazy Legs

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

Remember when this app was fun and all your friends were on it?

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

Well that fight was faker than wrestling.

[WWE @WWE]

Remembering WWE Hall of Famer "Macho Man" Randy Savage on his birthday.

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

We traded the wrong center. ☹️

[Rudy Gobert @rudygobert27]

Let’s go @RobertKennedyJr 🙏🏽

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

@tapemachines

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

LeVar Burton must be so disappointed in us.

[Brian Gaar @briangaar]

Non-zero chance that your next secretary of labor is Hulk Hogan

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

They worked without a contract or a raise for 13 years. It's called back pay. They were owed this $

Man, if you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the workers and loving the bosses

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

BA-BA-BA-BA-BA BASKETBALL GIMME GIMME GIMME THE BALL BECAUSE I'M GONNA DUNK IT

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

Whenever I go on walks I see all these houses with garages without basketball hoops attached to them and I just think, "what a waste."

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

All I want is to go shoot some hoops somewhere not many people can see me airball a whole bunch and kick the ball out of frustration.

[afropessimism apologist @queendurag]

for me personally, politicians aren't scared of us and I think that's a huge problem

[Nolan Bianchi @nolanbianchi]

Amon-Ra St. Brown ready to go for #Lions-#Packers

(📸: @MearsDaniel / The Detroit News)

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

Not even noon and I've already reset all the clocks in the house. I deserve a treat.

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

@ericxmorrison @DarinCorbin Please make this happen, lol.

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

@legitimateacct @GorillaSandRace If I remember, I'll try to watch it this weekend.

[Nicholas Swenson🌹 @nonsensicalshow]

Man, next Tuesday is gonna suck, huh?

[TAPE @tapemachines]

maybe the greatest jacket tag team of all time