Dear @OlaOlukoyede_, aka Chairman of @officialEFCC,
I notice you have been interested lately in students in #Nigerian universities. You're reported to have claimed that over 60% of them are criminals.
While we still await the evidence to back up that claim from you, I thought I should let you know about this dude. His name is @OfficialGYBKogi. Remember him?
May be I shd refresh your memory just a little. No, dude is not not a student.
He ruled Kogi State for 8 years. Many people believe he is still ruling the state. That is also your state, no? So you shd know that he also plundered the state to the tune of multiples of hundreds of billions of dollars possibly.
His plunder is present continuous tense. Now he wants to convert it into future interminable tense.
When you run the math, all students in Nigeria's universities put together do not control an economy like this kind of guy. But you will avert your gaze from him & prey upon students to deflect from your complicit aversion, and even supine failure.
So, Comrade Chairman, let me ask you again: do you know this guy?
Under your watch, he will run for @NGRSenate. And you will mount another podium to declaim against Nigerian students, right? Do not say no one told you.
One hard sour truth that a lot of Nigerian Christians don’t want to hear and I’m here to say it openly is:
The reason that many pastors look away at the incompetence of government who fails to protect Christians from barbaric murderous savages is because
The politicians fund many of your pastors and your pastors show loyalty by keeping quiet even if their own church members are brutally slaughtered.
Many of these pastors have received blood money (disguised as donations) but is actually a payment for their conscience, a mortgage of their souls and a silencing of their voices.
There, you have it. That is why.
If nobody will say it, I surely will.
You want to know why your pastor is silent or merely sharing vague “prayers” but he can never condemn the government, this is why.
Everybody can benefit from this message but this message is specifically for men.
More men have heart attacks and die.
More men commit suicide and die.
More men keep quiet and suffer silently.
More men are ignored in society.
PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!!!
Dear @GWR,
APPLICATION FOR THE RECORD OF THE MOST NATIONAL GRID COLLAPSES IN A SINGLE COUNTRY.
I am writing to formally request that Nigeria be recognized and awarded a world record for the most collapses of a national electricity grid.
As of this year, Nigeria's national grid has experienced a record 11 collapses, with a strong possibility of reaching a dozen within the next 2 days.
This frequency... approximately a 90% chance of collapse every two days...makes it a significant, global precedent. We believe this unique statistic merits official recognition.
Moreover, Nigeria has also become the only country to constitute a committee on National grid collapse. (Another potential world record)
The number of collapses can be authenticated by the official National Grid account on X , where each collapse is publicly documented.
In other words, this is officially amazing.
As a dedicated Nigerian and the applicant for this record, I respectfully request the exclusive right to receive this recognition on behalf of the country.
This honor can remain with me until another Nigerian applies in the future, because the grid's instability na sure 10 odds.
Thank you for considering this application.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
General , Snow.
(Nigerians tag @GWR , let's bring this home)
Galatasaray fans welcoming Victor Osimhen to the club.
It's been dubbed the biggest signing in Turkish football history by Sky Sports.
Galatasaray is the most popular club in Turkey with over 30 million Turkish fans.
The club has a market value of $294 million.