This is NOT the way 🔮

Star Wars fan,James harden fan, tennis fan #COYG

[This is NOT the way 🔮 @nonsonazz]

Can't believe I used to hate this app omg😂😂

[Aloyinlepon @Sugarboyadeola1]

When someone tries to provoke me but there’s money in my account

[DJ Motcho @MotchoJames]

Not trying to pocket watch but Squidward was living nice as hell for a fast food cashier

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

“my love language is quality time”

jobless boyfriend:

[asekun @EngrAsekun]

Can I call you to vent? No. When you dey your ovulation period, did you call me?

[naza🧸 @thisischinaza]

paying for piracy is not ethical.

[Neet @neet_sol]

intern just asked our boss if having nothing to do is normal

[🕷️ @dxvd123]

My hb wore a greenwood jersey to the 2 man

[່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

my dad gave me money

[Siala @rubenno9]

When she was playing hard to get but now she’s texting first

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Wedding left and right, make nobody marry my babe o.

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

When I see that non chalant colleague wearing suit, tie and shoe on a random Wednesday

[BODE @neverelent]

When I soft launch my babe, my other babe go behave

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

Infection seeing you go in with condom

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

i’m not into fraud and i don’t have any work that pays me either, my mum feeds me daily so please don’t bill me. thank you very much for your cooperation. happy new week. 🙏🏾

[Wakkie @Big_Wakkie]

“My parents are saying that removing it is against our religion”

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

Time don reach for offering, make I go outside go piss.

[Fer27 (Cuypers' Version) @Fer27gd]

No aparecí en el photo dump mensual de mi novia

[kayz3d @kay_z67]

girl wey I lodge say she want rice and meat, I buy rice come she de ask where the meat de.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"it's my mom's phone, please don't call back. i love you." ​bring back real lovers.