Christopher

Been running the blender in the lightning storm

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If God is for us, who can be against us?

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@KeppleDr Let me know when you're in town. You're always welcome during hurricane season!

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@imonwwe I'm hoping the best for him. People were making fun of how he looks a while back and it's like they're too dumb to realize he's not 20 anymore.

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The Bible is 100% true. I'm not even saying there aren't some strange things in there, I know there are, but God uses those things to get people's attention. Yahweh the God of the universe can't be defeated.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Noah’s Ark resting place is reportedly “100% confirmed” after 4,300 years, following the discovery of an astonishing “man-made” structure buried deep underground, per Daily Mail.

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So good... https://t.co/aVywSQcWEc

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@baronvongrimm I think that is fair.

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@Suzanne54837213 @KidRock People loved him. He had family. He had a mother.

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@FadeAwayMedia He's right and probably 95% of the world's population agrees.

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@Emilio2763 Man, that's terrible

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A red paper wasp got me on the ring finger today. I should play the lottery. 😂

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I got torn up in a yellow jacket swarm so there's at least a month of summer left.

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@splinkygirlmom @DaDaLuise @Micah68min I think people are exercising caution with his book for the most part. David wasn't charging $14.99 to read his laments.

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@Micah68min He was telling others they were going to hell for doing the exact same things he was doing. Now he's cashing in on a book about his hypocrisy. I'd never trust a word he says.

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@jd_mcdonagh @WWE @BeckyLynchWWE You are the goodest of the good guys

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@LordArithon Thanks man! I feel a lot better today. The pain is gone. I'm just itchy. haha

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I got torn up in a yellow jacket swarm so there's at least a month of summer left.

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@GrubbRyan Is trying to create friction between the fan base and the players because?

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

Alabama Offensive Coordinator Ryan Grubb after hearing some first half "boo birds":

“I told the guys, I said, shoot, guys, if you'd have quit as fast as some of your fans. Shit, we wouldn't have won that game.”

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@TommyKarate70 "Honorable leader have another victory!"

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@everythinglov18 Yeah! I've been out in that yard all day, brotha.

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anytime I do something like smell a flower or sweet talk a baby sparrow someone always ends up seeing it and calling me a sissy i can't catch a break

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@DanielMarkham I'm so tempted to pour gas on the ground where they're nesting and burn them out.

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@DanielMarkham Man, I get into them it seems like every year. I was lucky I was wearing pants instead of shorts. I pulled 10 of them out of my sweat pants. They would not let go.