NoobLapras

30 year old woman with multiple chronic illnesses
She/ her pronouns.
I do artistic things on Instagram @chronically_noobular

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@BoardwalkTimes Maybe don't use ai?

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@DukeJack1 @electrikxxx @_wej01 Babies eat every two hours. They also cry a lot and the anxiety doesn't help, regardless both should be there, it's just basic care and decency imo...

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@DukeJack1 @electrikxxx @_wej01 Policy in most countries now is baby stays with a parent in the room at all times unless tests necessitate it... Ergo baby would be in room...

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@DukeJack1 @electrikxxx @_wej01 Because she just did all the hard work, why is she the one staying up with the baby?

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@lovinglyf3m As a child of abuse. This doesn't send up red flags, she's just a baby still...

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@DukeJack1 @electrikxxx @_wej01 His one job is to be there for her during her doing all the work...

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@waynedtattoos @BrilliantMaps The fuck has it got to do with being woke or not... Are you all there mate?

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@softlxnar Tinfoil on the counters, they seem to hate it, it was a YouTube trend a while ago.
I never tried tinfoil, we just persistently scolded her and said no, then lots of affection later, if you reward her after getting down she might think getting up then down is rewarding...

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@MeanGreen1994 @Uncleprosperr He's 14 and taking the trash out... Why would he have a gun dickhead?

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@BibleBTCMilei @Owennfa And if he dies/ cheats/ leaves/ is infertile/ loses his job/ becomes disabled/ becomes ill... Then what?

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@XCzsnx "on purpose?"
What? How would that even be possible?! 😂

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@Zoomaraca649 @Powerchairgirl I'm disabled and on benefits. I haven't been on holiday in about 15 years when I was in college and working... It's not a lot of money...

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@paulccurley @Amma__tuuh Da fuq... He was supposed to be the primary carer though... Maybe try not assuming shit based on genitalia...

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@Holuwaseyi60 Fun fact, one of the youngest children to start puberty was 3. She had full breasts and periods. Less fun fact, she gave birth at 5... Lina Medina is a tragic tale.

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@Craddy111 @RabbiShmuley 1. Disagree
2. It's football.

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@wdelong007 @charise_lee He didn't wash his hands...

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@Skyapple60 @Zarela77 Why white people? Dude isn't white...

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@VasismenosMegas @chiASIAprecious ...

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@chiASIAprecious Plot twist, the groom actually did rape her and then seduced her, the same thing he did to his bride. In the end he does go to jail with both women pressing charges against him

Law & Order SVU - Season 20 Episode 19 "Dearly Beloved"

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@VasismenosMegas @chiASIAprecious He actually raped both her and his wife...

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@xksolovely @_celia_bedelia_ Btw. This is how you sound. Like a spiteful, horrid person and for what? To hurt the feelings of a stranger...

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@xksolovely @_celia_bedelia_ I personally agree that your dad was the villain and am glad he's dead. Your mother was probably amazing!