Emily White

"I hide behind curtains because I have a fear of getting stabbed" – sporadic writer/actor/agent of chaos

(slightly) more professional on Instagram:

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@Sinead_McP Thanks so much Sinead! ✨

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26, apparently?

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@PaulineMcLynn1 Ah thank you so much Pauline! x

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@ofiveh Many thanks friend!! 🎉

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@o_parslow Thanks bud!! ✨

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@sineadonline THANK YOU CHAMP!! 💖

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@sineadonline 🐸🐸🐸

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@sineadonline unprecedented levels of shithousery

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@ShadowTodd Transylvania - McFly, end of each chorus
https://t.co/qLRKJ7Uxo0

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Emo revival is strong, Succession soundtrack is even stronger

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Review: solid b-movie energy, had a big dumb grin on my face for half of it, probably nothing to recommend it if you’re not already invested, not at all scary and doesn’t seem like it wants to be, could’ve been more camp, could’ve used 10x more Matthew Lillard

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One day you’re young, and life seems long, and you think you’ll never be behind the cart
And then one day you wake up
And you realise you’re the oldest person at this FNAF showing

And there’s a deep unsettling you can’t quite name

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If you’re at all interested just shoot me a dm, I would really love to get to know some sound new collaborators!

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🚨 Attn: Theatre Producers 🚨

I am currently on the lookout for any Galway/Dublin-based producers who want to chat about some very fun and exciting (both short- and long-term!) projects 👀

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If we haven’t met, hi! My name’s Emily, I’m a writer/performer/theatremaker based in Galway. I’m currently working on “probably the first time loop comedy about grief set in the West of Ireland”, supported by the Arts Council Agility Award. This is a picture of me:

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Inland Empire review: Laura Dern is one of our finest living actors, and I feel like my teeth are rattling around inside my skull

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Found myself wondering today what would compel a person to spend the warmest afternoon of the year in a dark room, watching a 3 hour David Lynch movie

Like I know why I was there, but what was everyone else’s deal?

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@steffiewee Ah thank you Steffie!! 💖

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:)

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Setting up next year’s birthday post, pls disregard for now