Natalie Phillips

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Coming on this app to be vulnerable

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Sometimes the only appropriate way to enter a meeting is by tipping your invisible hat

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Jesse cook moms giving birth to khruangbin daughters

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Something I’ve learned about myself this Halloween is that my wardrobe leans incredibly mime

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I’ve gifted carbon monoxide detectors to friends on more than one occasion

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Was giving a friend a tour of my hometown and she pointed out the number of times we passed a cemetery and I said “it’s actually quite beautiful there”. Not but a twee lass am I.

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When you come to my home you will see inanimate objects wearing tiny fedoras. And that’s a threat.

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My love language is gifting people carbon monoxide detectors (see chimney sweep tweet)

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I bring a sort of… chimney sweep vibe to the party

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Maybe, it was coincidence. Or maybe, the world couldn’t handle two of us. Maybe, my lob killed him. We sadly lost Karl on February 19th, 2019.

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Quick story about the time I got a lob (long bob) and it killed Karl lagerfeld 🧵

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Later, I realized my pony tail resembled Karl’s almost identically, and I took this side-by-side.

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Shallot is to onion as currant is to raisin. I know yall will go crazy with this one

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Every day is a new opportunity to bring Old English into the workplace, or so methinks

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Soo are the RFKers going to get bird flu from their raw milk or what.. do you think they’re secretly drinking pasteurized now but live in fear of their community finding out

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Some people are born with Carrie Bradshaw and some people have Carrie Bradshaw thrust upon them

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@discofriess So blessed

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Aftermath of trying to take your dad to an art museum. Diva down!

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This goes out to all my haters (the haters are calling from inside the building it’s the inner critic)

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Steve Kornacki hive, rise