thesarcyunicorn

*original account*

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

Only 120 sleeps until Christmas ⛄️🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏽🎅🏾🎅🏿🎁

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

Is there anything uglier than emojis on androids?

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Effort should be appreciated, not ignored.

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Me minding my own business and enjoying life

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

r u nemo? bc u should get lost

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Albert is having a s*** day!

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

When you want to buy more clothes but you're broke AF 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

I don’t play hard to get I play hard to get rid of

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

Guilty 😬🦄

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Finally 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

i like clothes more than most people

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

I always wake up from a nap either angry, confused or angry

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

When you eat the whole pizza by yourself

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

Sunday's are for eating junk food, cuddles and laying in bed 👫🐷

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

how do parents expect good grades when i push a pull door

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

Twitter has taught me how to use ">" and "<" better than math did.

[thesarcyunicorn @noodleheadposts]

if only being a bitch payed the bills

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mood = need money

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no offense but i want to set you on fire

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Fact