Lydia Hansen

she/her
on break from journalism. Formerly @HamlineOracle, @PB_News, @507Magazine & @NWestiowaREVIEW. Oxford comma enthusiast, essayist, & bookshelf owner.

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Petition for @quiddie to change her Twitter name to Aabria 'The Consequences of Chetney's Misspent Youth' Iyengar

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I now have two cat nephews

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my friends thinking I miss them when I ask to hang out but 50% of it is an excuse to see their pets

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a little scared to log onto stan twt cuz Jimin's album is out and Twice has a tour

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this is the face of a grant funded artist ✨️✨️✨️

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it's my parents' anniversary today
✨️29✨️

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@Jmanassa ain't that the truth

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I am having the Mondayest Thursday to ever Monday

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@SophWarrick I am who I am so I went and read it of course.

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not to be dramatic, but everything is bad and I hate it

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the only thing stopping me from throwing my new phone at a brick wall and putting me out of my misery is that it cost $$$ and my old on is donezo

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I probably need to get an innuendo crash course because it wasn't until the 3rd round of edits that I realized the following subtitles in a freelance piece about sandwich shops might be *questionable*:
"Got the meat"
"They got the juice"

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only NADDpoles understand how much the Band of Boob's means to me. And the very special place Mavrus the Unschooled holds in my heart
#naddpod

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personally find it unfortunate that even with a mask on folks can tell when I'm absolutely not having it. I was trying for neutral, but that's CLEARLY not working.

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I got the D!

Depression

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@RPaulson96 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

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@SophWarrick RIGHT???

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@SophWarrick DM me your address??? I have a solution to this problem sitting on my nightstand

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@Rushthewriter Wow. Wow wow wow wow. WOW.

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art life promo! I have art hanging in galleries - and gyms. it's called range. :)

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update: this cat is a kitten and tonight it fell off the back of the couch and scratched my neck on its way down. fam I have battle wounds

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took a bath the other day and the cat I was pet sitting fell into the tub. anyways, now I have bandaids in *places*