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who knows

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

tell tom to put the phone next to netflix's ear so we can say goodbye

[S @noodlepress]

We don't need a sobering center, @MayorBowser. DC needs locally supported harm reduction centers, which work! IWatch this video on the first legally sanctioned overdose prevention center in the U.S.
#OPCsSaveLives #DecrimPovertyDC
https://t.co/RbpHqsIrrR

[S @noodlepress]

@Oatmeal https://t.co/GAFRHs3jl3

[S @noodlepress]

All day I have been hearing far off gunshots in Manor Park/Petworth. Is it from the deer cull or is there some prolonged gun fight? #DC

[S @noodlepress]

Seeing national treasure, Paul Giamatti play Ebenezer Scrooge in a Verizon commercial feels like a national tragedy. But we all gotta pay the bills.

[S @noodlepress]

@MurielBowser Respectfully, where is the data that cameras reduce porch theft or lead to the package return? I see dozens of videos of porch theft on Nextdoor & it seems to rarely lead to catching the thief.

[S @noodlepress]

Yes, we should be angry!

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[S @noodlepress]

@Killmoenews1 This headline could be confusing to some, suggesting that the smell was from fentanyl. Sadly, the smell was likely from the deceased as fentanyl is odorless & highly unlikely to be aerosolized. We have to support harm reduction efforts so people stop dying

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

Please stop using mental illness to explain away Kanye West's anti-Semitic rants. Millions of people are dealing with mental health issues, and they don't go on anti-Semitic rants.

[S @noodlepress]

@notesfromohio I think you hit the nail on the head!

[S @noodlepress]

As a vegetarian, over the years, I’ve noticed that men seem personally invested in arguing that it’s natural to eating meat. When I disagree they get angry. I don’t get angry that they eat meat so why are they so quick to anger?

[S @noodlepress]

Nationwide protests sparked by the death in custody of 22-year-old woman, Mahsa Amini, are being lethally quashed by the Iranian authorities. Take action and call on the international community to set up an investigation mechanism. https://t.co/CDl1vzv2Sv

[S @noodlepress]

@LouisPeitzman Does going into Target without a mask count as a vice?

[Archive: AG Karl A. Racine @AGKarlRacine]

DC tenants: As of October 1, all housing providers must keep your living space at least 68 degrees during the day and 65 degrees at night.

We’ve already received and responded to some complaints of lack of proper heat.

[S @noodlepress]

I love how men claim women are so emotional, when men are so quick to anger. Which is an emotion!

[S @noodlepress]

@rabbitwhite Tori Amos will always be my Queen

[S @noodlepress]

@FranklinH3000 @andylevy Shhhhh!

[DC Police Department @DCPoliceDept]

We need the public’s assistance in locating this vehicle that was used in the 5th & Kennedy Street NW shooting last night that left three individuals injured. The vehicle may have a graphic or decal across the top of the rear window. Tips can be provided anonymously 202-727-9099

[S @noodlepress]

Absolutely needed!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I am determined to ban assault weapons in this country. I did it once before, and I’ll do it again.

[S @noodlepress]

@KungMaddie @Haley_Biddanda Same for me. It took me a long time to recover from that trauma.