noodles

20|horny slut

[mclovin @sueannenna]

i know there was something wrong with me when i was watching adults on fx and billie who’s in her twenties started fucking 42 year old charlie cox as a hot teacher and i was like wow… that’s so sexy….

[zoo @yoonhoneyboy]

Unfortunately the top tier way to enjoy a fanfic is ONLY when you’re tucked in bed, lights off, phone blinding your eyes, it’s 2am and you have nothing to do the next day

[𝔼𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕝 - Helcass ceo @CD_stiel]

"homer described helen as this or that" homer didn't describe women 😭😭he used to say something like "she had lustrous hair" and then proceed to rant for 20 lines about Odysseus's enormous thighs 😭😭this guy was gay as hell

[polariae @polariae]

Feeding yall Firelord Zuko 🔥

[orangejinxy @orangejinxy]

Im a multishipper in a way that i pass my favourite character around like a blunt and am indifferent to ships that don't involve them

[a. @logcstellus]

tessa dare really wrote a historical romance where a woman writes letters to a made up name to avoid marrying and there turns out to be a man with that name, who shows up at her door with the letters. and then i never got that same sort of fix from her books.

[debs 🏒 @ilyaslestat]

God bless the Etsy witches

[fran🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

the way that non-book fans don’t have the context that the reason ilya left the club alone was because the girl he was dancing with turned out to have a boyfriend who liked to watch her with other men 😭😭

[Kurokami @deadlyrot]

me after any minor inconvenience

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

actually my k*nks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”

[noodles @noodlesb1tch]

@kryssmoon @Gacha_Zone GB9VJZRNUN

[silver 🦪🍁 @leafybunts]

just to be clear when i say 'chat' i mean like a twitch chat. a chat room. a group chat. not fuckass chatgpt

[aj LOVES luna @yaoilover1800]

What’s with white people and giving themselves Asian names im giggling