Jared Knoodle

Husband. Father of 4. Your Local Turf Specialist. CSFM. The Mitten. Tweets are mine.

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

Take 30 seconds to enjoy Parks 1st coaster ride 😊

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@ethika what the heck, says my package has been “pre shipment” since December 3rd. Order placed in Cyber Monday. 2 emails and no response.

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@CoachChittle Beth Mowins and Brian Baldinger on the call would be the icing on the cake.

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

The sun came up today. ☀️

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

I’ve been all in since I saw this picture day one. Now I’m pulling people up on the bandwagon!! Let’s go! What a win. #gogreen

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

So stupid

[Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck]

NASCAR TV partner: We want later start times for better ratings.

Also NASCAR TV partner: Eh, you guys ran too long. We're moving you to another channel.

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

There is no reason to watch the debate. Just come over my house and watch my 6 and 8 year old argue....it’s the same thing 😂😂

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

College football rankings are absurd

[Jake Boss @BossJake]

After 6 months and 4 days, we FINALLY got back on the field today!! Missed this place and these guys!!

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

Fun belt!

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@TurfSpartanLord @SFGiants New meaning to #orangeFriday 😩

[🇺🇸 FC Bayern US 🇨🇦 @FCBayernUS]

🏆 CAMPEONE6 🏆

#MiaSanChampions #UCLFinal

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@adamvec @Dbacks @SFGiants Bring your wetsuit! Water is effin cold

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@UniWatch ABC news using Big 12 logo instead of B1G in their story.

[ABC News @ABC]

MORE: The announcement comes after weeks of speculation that the fall season might be canceled over safety concerns due to rising coronavirus infections. https://t.co/1yG3EH8DMO

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

I have worked professionally in Turf for 12+ years...tomorrow is my first day being considered a “full time” employee. I guess you could say patience is a virtue. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@CoachChittle hit em with the grinch for the commitment today. 🤯

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

Wtf. What a turn of events for a fan of the 9. Dude was mowing em down

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

Now two Toyota’s are gonna finish 1-2. What a crap turn of events.

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

If somebody did that to Kyle Busch he would stop the race with his whining. Be crying about it for weeks. Wtf

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

The 2015 @MSU_Football vs OSU in Columbus is my favorite spartan game of all time. #GoGreen #windmill

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

@etc_greg All of the above 😂😂

[Jared Knoodle @noodlewithaK]

These colors don’t run Ricky