Andy Van

full time taxi driver with a first aid certificate

[Andy Van @noods5]

@berrulch feed at dukes #greatcoffee #evenbetterservice;)

[Andy Van @noods5]

I follow @tommyowe because the Christian brothers use to part his hair behind the gym at school

[Andy Van @noods5]

@berrulch I wasn't crossing the road illegally, I've now name my walking style over the late @MissJamieMaree

[Andy Van @noods5]

J walking - costly move when you drop your D&G sunnies on the road, only to turn around and see them get run over by a car. #sadface

[Andy Van @noods5]

@berrulch uber alternative birthday party a new derby day tradition? #goodday

[Andy Van @noods5]

On the drip #hangovercure

[Andy Van @noods5]

Happy birthday to me ol' mate @berrulch. Have a good day because you deserve it

[Andy Van @noods5]

@samvan00 yer good Kip in there, yer #dontforgetyourhat

[Andy Van @noods5]

@Danielson_7 if you could return any of my shots I'd love to practice some top spin #notdutchnotmuch

[Andy Van @noods5]

Happy birthday @MissJamieMaree you sexy bitch

[Andy Van @noods5]

@berrulch @Wils_world @stephenpaulke who was your mate spewing up last night? #ruinedyourimage

[Andy Van @noods5]

@mattricho0 are you single? I got a single friend who's interested.... He's a good bloke

[Andy Van @noods5]

@DaveGrey7 @samvan00 @TysDoherty welcome to the twitter world. #wouldwannahavesomethinggoodtosay

[Andy Van @noods5]

@berrulch thanks for your support, it's appreciated. Rude of @MissJamieMaree to disappear O.S

[Andy Van @noods5]

She smells....what like, feces? Urine?.....no, death

[Andy Van @noods5]

I apologise @r_inglis1......twitter hackers #getalife

[Andy Van @noods5]

To the builders next door drilling concrete.....piss off #kippin

[Andy Van @noods5]

@dmartyn30 or @darren_lehmann chasing one of your shots through cover with a pie in hand?

[Andy Van @noods5]

@dmartyn30 in ur career wat occurred more. @darren_lehmann skippin trainin 2 hit up the bakery or 1 of ur cover drives beating the in-field?

[Andy Van @noods5]

@MissJamieMaree I'll have a ah....large ah...medarterainian Pizza ples