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they/them | Horny on main | would love to bark at a man but I have anxiety | for legal reasons everything I tweet is a joke

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My favorite flavor of insomnia is when you do all the sleep things and are dead tired but sleep doesn’t happen for no reason

[lav @femailment]

Patriarchy is believing the name a woman was born with is her father's name but the name a man was born with is his own.

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@bxckleybarnes As someone that took on my mothers last name, people try to use the gotcha that it’s actually her dads name. They were both born with the same name but somehow it only belongs to one of them?

[like the sea and the gallows @tidaltowns]

this is probably gonna piss someone off but a friend just reblogged this on tumblr and like. standing ovation, encore, etc, esp that last paragraph in the second image

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I just got an hour and a half massage and I have entered an entirely new dimension that doesn’t have jaw pain

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I TOOK A BIG SHIT!!!!!!

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Is there such thing as spending too much on tea and if so what is the limit? It’s far too easy to drop $100 on tea(totally not saying I did👀)

[loserfromthedeep (BENKAI CEO) @boileddemon_]

This is my vent art as a trans guy

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@rattytatty51730 Real

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Youd think I’d know my own age but I just had a moment where I fully was like “fuck how old am I??” And had to math it from my birthday. I might have brain damage

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I’ve been sick all fucking month I am soooo happy to finally be back at the gym

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Doing the math on any parent-child ages in the Apothecary Diaries is scary. I know some of them are plot relevant but why is everyone a victim???

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Unfortunately staying in a relationship is far too easy

[ky☭ 🇵🇸 @idshsnsnsn]

We shouldn't be mean to people who aren't academically smart but we absolutely have a right + responsibility to shame the intellectually incurious. The world is literally on fire because of anti-intellectualism

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Ive been reading The Apothecary Diaries light novel and holy shit dude it’s a crime that Gyokuyou is consort, she was born to be in the club

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

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It’s funny to me when someone warns me that something is heavy bc depending on who you’re talking to, heavy can mean anywhere from 25lbs to 200 and there’s no solid way to ask where it falls

[Ruby @RVBYRVBY]

My ultimate sexual fantasy? Hmm…probably a clean home…a gym nearby…walkable city…a themed dinner party with my friends every month…a stable job

[cyrus @echotho]

do you guys also fantasize about explaining stuff you like to others

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Its insane to me how every political conversation with a republican, they cannot wait their turn. They interrupt/talk over you and genuinely dont seem to realize. They get angry if they cant finish their thoughts and then also get angry if you ask them to wait for you to finish