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painted on smile

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Im giving this up for lent. Deleting the app. See you after Easter 🐣 😘

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Ok, I didnt get Keisha lol

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I don't even watch The Masked Singer but the twice I've turned it on and a performers been singing, I've got it right (John Lydon and Ben Shepherd) So obvious.

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Went to see Marty Supreme at the odeon. Good film, frenetic. I didn't get bored once. Top Notch 👌

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Did that thing in the supermarket that I always tut at when other people do it. Dropped and smashed a bottle of wine 😲

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NYE binge watched Nick Cave's The Death of Bunny Munroe. Its completely f*cked up. Best show I've seen on Sky since Succession 👍

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That moment you get on the bus for a days work snd realise you forgot to put your invisalign in 😣 😬

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@CoffeewClassics The Forsyte Saga. BBC 1967

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@brightonargus Man!

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First day with the Invisaligners in, on this 2 year journey. I'm already googling can I drink G&T with them in. The Internet says NO 😫

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Broken my 2nd mirror of the year. Does this still count as 7 or am I up to 14? Might as well give up now

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In a bar. On a beach. Ask waitress if they have cocktails as only beers on the menu. Cocktaiiiiiiillls? She screetches incredulously. As if I've asked her if there are aliens on the moon. I ordered a margarita. Let's see what I get...

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And now we have another lot. With kids. I mean, how close can you get?

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Oh the inner rage when you find yourself the perfect secluded spot on the beach, under the shade of a tamarisk tree. And half an hour later a noisy bunch of bastards comes and plonks themselves right next to you 🤯 I swear I post this exact tweet EVERY year

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Plus back in the day I wouldn't be going out out in shoes that do up with vecro.

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Was a time when you'd take your sunglasses out of an evening on holiday, cos you might end up in a club and you come out at sunrise. Now you take them out cos its still light when you go out. You're home for 10 to watch the English-speaking film on TV.
*you = me

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Oddly enough, I dont find other people's children or small dogs cute when I go out for something to eat of an evening abroad 🙄 There's something to be said for British reserve lol

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@CoffeewClassics The Greengage Summer by Rumer Godden springs to mind. Beautifully imagined ❤️

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Can tell you're in a Greek holiday apartment when theres 4 different types of coffee machine, but no toaster 🙄

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When you find an old purse in the back of a drawer and open it to reveal 135 euros in crisp notes, just before holiday 😀