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A dirty martini but instead of olive juice you use hotdog water

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Your horse after you use the horse flute in Stardew

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@ConcernedApe I’m going through checking off recipes and I’m missing two from Queen of sauce on 21st of winter from years 1 and 2. Will she give me two recipes on the same day or just one?

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@NoshirDalal I’m replaying Jedi Survivor again and I gotta say you were a great Bode Kuna. May the force be with you!

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Gamora: Tears?

Red Skull: they’re not for him.

Me:

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Me sipping my sparkling cider during thanksgiving dinner hoping my grandparents don’t dial in on my insecurities

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Brynjolf after following you out of the Ragged Flagon.

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@USMNT Loved this kit

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Dan Snyder looking at videos of the parties in DC

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Radio station: this is new music discovery

*U2 starts playing*

Me:

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It’s the traffic circles man! Before the circles? No tornadoes! After? Torndadoes! Cars go round and round and round. Disturbs the atmosphere!

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The Simpsons predicted Tears of the Kingdom

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I don’t got friends. I got workplace acquaintances.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

This is the greatest slow motion replay angle in NFL history

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

🔴🕺⚫️

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Scissors after humans discovered they could just snap freezy pops in half to open them

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Marshall Faulk

[CBS Sports @CBSSports]

first player you think of when seeing this logo?

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Me to me:

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8 year old me after I learn I can use my gum wrapper as a grill