Noopur

subjective hypocrisy

[Noopur @nooptak]

@DibbiTweets Don’t know what any of those words mean

[Noopur @nooptak]

I always use the last 2 hours of flight checkin from the allotted 24 hours 🙃
#ProcrastinationPeak #AlmostMissedFlight

[Noopur @nooptak]

@DibbiTweets Your face is the worst

[Pulkit Kochar @kocharpulkit]

Jaane Welma ghode pe kyun sawaar hai 🎶

[Arpit @speakingofarpit]

This is a masterpiece invention.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i’m having MY WAY this year. whatever i want, i’m getting. wherever i wanna go, i’m going.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

new opportunities. good health. happiness. more trips. peace. more money.

[PrinCe @Prince8bx]

#Pathaan

[Shreyy @sad5ky]

It's crazy how i pay for unlimited calls and talk to no one

[JJ🥷🏻 @jashtj]

yeah

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Now both the UK PM, and their economic reserves are of Indian origin.

[zoya @zoya_hu_yaar]

When you reach a certain age. You become permanently unimpressed with a lot of things

[Noopur @nooptak]

Approached the fridge for an avocado,
Ended up with a cupcake.
#isItJustMe
#TheFailedAttemptOfCuttingDownSugar

[Noopur @nooptak]

@DibbiTweets Because you don’t know how to cook it.

[Noopur @nooptak]

Everyone on the internet has fixed Kesariya, except Pritam. #LoveStoriya

[Noopur @nooptak]

@DibbiTweets Is*

[Noopur @nooptak]

Switched on Netflix after 3 weeks, and I’ve missed nothing! #ContentNeeded

[Saloni Mittal @whysaloni]

Assume there were zero chances of failure, then what career would you choose?

[Noopur @nooptak]

Indian household: Turning up home with a scar on your face is scarier than actually meeting with an accident and getting the scar. 🙄

[Noopur @nooptak]

Flag bearer of not being able to say NO.
#SendHelp