Jacob Noor

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

A goodbye is never painful unless you're never going to say hello again.

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

I should of vacationed more last year

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

When you open two doors for an older lady and then don’t say thank you.

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

Don’t stop at halftime, you still have the other half to play

[Josh Lambo @JoshLambo]

Pro Bowl votes count for DOUBLE today, so I want to give fans a chance to help me out & win the cleats I’ve worn all season 🤙🏼

RT for your chance to win!

(Or if you’d rather hear one of my famous dad jokes, that’s available as an alternate prize)

#ProBowlVote + Josh Lambo

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

The next 7 days is going to be posts of Country Thunder... R.I.P. Instagram.

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

All you fortnite players out there just remember, you are not like the player ninja making 500k a month. Just quit.

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

Even though you are far away I still miss you.

[refieK @safesexisnosex]

I met these dudes over the summer who buried bottles of liquor in Grant Park before Lolla to dig up during the festival and i honestly just hope it worked out for them bc that’s the best idea ever

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

Currently spring break for me annndd I’m going to Denny’s for the second time today. #Issaparty

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

“Don’t stop when you’re tired, stop when your are done.”

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

A random kid walks up to me and says, “I don’t understand why so many people go to Cheesecake Factory, can’t they just go to Win Dixie?”

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

When you actually try to send it but have no data left

[Sara Eaves @sara_eaves1]

“i’m cancelling class the tuesday after spring break because I expect half of you to be brain dead and half of you to be in South Padre’s prison”

-my college professor

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

“We would be nothing without our mothers” -Drake

[refieK @safesexisnosex]

College is all about pods. Whether it’s Tide or Juul, people always need them

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

@ginafnrodgers I can solve your problems and just move to Florida

[Jacob Noor @noorjacob]

Gods Plan