Pakistan cricket team traumatized me so bad that I’m just finding out that we’re playing India today wow 10 year old me would’ve been excited months before
Almost everyone in their late 20s and 30s is having a quarter-life crisis because the previous generation wrecked the economy, priced us out of adulthood, and now treats us like failures for not owning a house or car that once cost a few years’ wages, not a lifetime of debt.
They banned plastic bags and straws, only to let boomers melt the planet down making AI cartoon versions of themselves on Facebook and churn out videos that make people doubt the authenticity of everything they watch online.
girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life